miaow

British spelling for meow, the sound made by female cats.

The cat miaowed.

by Nov February 12, 2004

Japanese Microwave

To fart under the covers of a bed and then use the bed sheet to fan and focus the noxious gas to your partners face, a quick version of the Dutch oven

Toni let rip a huge one and Fin quickly flicked the blanet giving her a Japanese microwave.

by MasterFish April 25, 2013

Microwave Pussy

Noun- A woman with a STD which makes your penis uncomfortably hot when you insert your falice into her. Most common STD is Gonorrhea aka 'The Clap'.

'I took dis bitch home las nite and found out she had a microwave pussy from my boy in a text message, so I wrapped that shit up with saran wrap'

by Borsty B June 8, 2009

Miro$lava Money$hot

The name of a girl who loves Lil Wayne, and prays at night for Chuck Bass.

A 'Miro$lava Money$hot' generally has gorgeous hair and eyelashes that will make you want to do the dirty. She constantly is claiming that she 'has been such a disgusting girl.' Maybe she is suggesting that you punish her?
Ps. she spelt her name with a money sign before Ke$ha.

"i've been such a disgusting girl." - Miro$lava Money$hot

by sage69 November 3, 2010

dutch microwave oven

Farting into a pillow so the next person who lays their head on it gets an instant puff of stench

When to use a dutch microwave oven. Lets say your visiting a friend and you dislike their significant other, fart repeatedly into the pillow (ensure you select the correct pillow) and gently replace it to its original position.

by skooter aka cupcake August 13, 2009

Microwave bomb

When your microwaving something and you try to get a bunch of stuff done before the beep goes off and if you cant make it back in time you jump behind the couch because in your mind it will explode at the beep.

Roomie: Dude why does the microwave always say :01 I always have to reset it to cook stuff.

Me: Uhhh cuz I dont want the house to explode from the microwave bomb.

Roomie: ........

Me: .........

by bennyhaha February 4, 2010

microwaved pizza

A friend with benefits. Comes from episode 14, season 3 of House M.D.

Cameron: We're both healthy, and busy people. We work together so it's convenient.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza?
Cameron: And of all the people I work with, you're the least likely I'll fall in love with.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza.

Jannet: Greg, will you be my microwaved pizza?
Greg: I thought you'd never ask.

by ojiru March 25, 2008