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Milan

Holy fuck, Milan why are you naked
by Brayden duphry November 23, 2021
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Milan

Milan is a modern name often associated with an intellectual and calm human beeing.
Most Milan's have a humble personality and are more often then not "the hidden gem" in a group. Milan's are awesome listeners and know exactly when it's time to speak and when to keep quit.
Be grateful for a Milan and he will make your life better.

When you think of Milan you are always reminded of the similar Italian city Mailand or the funny sounding bird.
Milan is an awesome Name!
by dekuwei November 23, 2021
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Milan Sanchez

“Milan Sanchez” - “Mu Sanchez” - “Milan Needs”

Definition: The “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” for short; A parasitic, low vibrational, orphaned creature that wonders the world aimlessly, in no particular direction, seeking to fulfill their daddy issues with an erected African penis up their butthole. The “Mu” parasitic specimen is closely related to species like ticks, scabies & pubic lice. The Milan Sanchez, can often be identified by their curly black perm that resembles Michael Jackson’s pubic hair on top of their head & their smelly, yeasty, bad breath. Their physical body’s are usually “scrawny” or “weak” & voices are often times high pitched or “squeaky” in nature. They tend to leave traces of their unneeded existence by drawing or painting the black penises they so desperately desire on anything that might grab their fathers attention who abandons them after conception. The Milan Sanchez feeds off of the negativity or drama it creates during social interactions due to the traumatic experiences endured during its youth. “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” is usually diagnosed at the time of birth and is associated with “slutty” or “whorish” prostitutes, who’s love for hard drugs is much greater than the love for their own children. Unfortunately their is no no cure for the “Mu” at this point in time and the individuals who suffer from this form of parasitic infection is just completely fucked at the core of their being.
Randy: “Hey Tod, is it me or are you noticing drawings of black penises everywhere too?” Tod: “oh, you didn’t hear? The neighbors son was diagnosed with Milan Sanchez.”
by Damnnndanielllll March 20, 2023
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Dirty Milan

Having sex with white mold on your penis.

It's a way to show true love to pass on the mold in the vagina of the person's partner
He wanted to do a Dirty Milan with me but i'm not ready for that kind of relationship yet
by Yumi Ishiyama March 22, 2023
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Milan

Milan is a beautiful girl that loves Brent Faiyaz and Tyler the creator. She never looks bad in any of her photos (photogenic baddie) she has amazing grades and an envious Afro. Milan always looks after others and is super nice. If you have a Milan in your life your so lucky never take her for granted.
Person 1: Did you see Milan?
Person 2:Yeah! She definitely has the gyatt
by B2tact October 11, 2023
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Milan

A girl with a fatass and a pretty face.
godly Milan’s butt is big.
by miimii November 19, 2023
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Milan

Milan is a not so common name legally forced apon unwanted accident children that are born from Indian heritage.
People with this name are frowned apon as people who almost went to hell but were reincarnated for their 666th 2nd try, and are barely allowed to live
by Legal institute of India January 27, 2024
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