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mitz

a male ditz. a male who lacks sufficient brain power. an idiot.
Matt Damon is a mitz.
by Condoleeza December 28, 2005
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Bar Mitzvah

A game played by tweens and teens. During a Bar Mitzvah, a Jewish coming of age celebration, the kids grab as many bottles/glasses of alcohol left on the table and drink the remaining liquid while the parents are too busy to notice. Whoever can drink the most before getting caught, passing out, or party's end is declared the winner.

The game has spread in popularity to many pre-college locations.
Mom and Dad are smashed and Uncle Lou has a lamp shade on his head. Quick let's do this like a Bar Mitzvah and grab all their beverages
by Hot Fuss November 29, 2009
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mitzu

short for car, sumo wrestler, hot girl in octillo,
i would love to mitzu her any day!
by olliveer March 26, 2008
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Mitzi

A cute and common name for a Pomeranian. Other versions of Mitzi are Mitzy ,Bermitzfia or just plain Mitz.

The story goes that Mitzi was bought from Beverly. Her dog had recently died and she wanted to replace him. Therefore, Bev, bought a Pomeranian and named her Mitzi. But every time she looked at Mitzi it only made her cry. She wanted to find a new owner. And told the girls at Pet Ranch, where she recently bought the puppy. Everything happened so rapidly. Somehow, Mitzy became owned by the sister of the girl who worked at Pet Ranch. The new owner fell in love with Mitzy, giving her a loving home and a place in her heart forever.
Sorry, Bev, You told me to let you know if I was ever going to give Mitzi away. Well, it's been 3 years and counting.

Dog's name Mitzi and other Pomeranians are usually very loud, when it comes to strangers. They are like mini guard dogs. You can't help but love.
by Azndanaette February 1, 2008
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Mexican Bar Mitzvah

After f*cking a woman so hard she turns 13 and becomes a man. Music, dancing, and food usually immediately follow. The newly grown penis is obviously circumcised and the f*ckee may, in some instances, develop daily cravings for pastrami on rye sandwiches.
I drank so much Manischewitz after I gave your mother a mexican bar mitzvah last night I fell down doing to electric slide.
by KNOb23 July 13, 2009
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Bat Mitzvah

A Jewish celebration where a girl of 12 or 13 pretends to read in Hebrew even though she really only memorized the transliteration then dances the electric slide in front of family she doesn't even know. She wears an ugly poofy dress and will regret that day for many years to come.
Jew "are you coming to my Bat Mitzvah?"
unsuspecting Goy " Yeah! it'll be awesome!"
by kosherMatza July 5, 2020
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mitzi buzz

My m8's on a right mitzi buzz
My m8's realy hyper
by Sam lawson March 13, 2008
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