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Mental Prostitute

A person you pay to titillate and exercise your brain, including your emotions, when it needs a little extra special attention. There is no actual physical contact between you and the mental prostitute...at all...ever.
Paul visits his mental prostitute on a weekly basis to, not only gain perspective about his place in the world, but also, extrapolate and synthesize his emotions.
by Holly Varjak June 3, 2009
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mental kev

That one friend in the group who seems nice a pie normally and pretty straight-laced, but as soon as the party starts, they start downing bottles of gin and turn into an alter ego party animal - mental kev.
Aye, he turned into a pure mental kev as soon as we hit the town
by PinkJaxx June 3, 2018
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Mental Whiplash

A serious case of mental confusion that arises when a fashionista decides to wear normal clothes for once, thus making normal clothes wearer's minds go crazy.
Whoa! I just saw Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in normal clothes and experienced mental whiplash!
by Yuppthat'sme November 6, 2011
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Mental Beatdown

When you have a bad day, so you beat your dick more than 10 times in a day.
Bro, I failed my world geo Africa map quiz, went home and had a mental beatdown
by Cake Gravy October 11, 2019
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Mental Suicide

Defined as: When the Brain attempts to devour itself.
The body has a will to go on but the brain have given up and decided to commit Mental Suicide.
by Gregory Grubbs September 15, 2006
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mental-map

An individual's visualization of an area based on their known sense of direction.

"mental-mapping"
The act of finding places using visualizations based on an individual's known sense of direction.
"She got to California using her mental-map of the United States since she knew it was somewhere East."

"They were mental-mapping their way to the airport."
by Mr. Allenbach February 25, 2009
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Mentally Overweight

Dayum you're mentally overweight!
by IAMHOTTTT12 July 1, 2010
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