Maxwell Edison 

a 20's mob gangster who eliminated his victims using a silver hammer.

fun fact: he was a bright young boy majoring in medicine at the University of Chicago at the time of his trial.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.

Maxwell Edison by mag February 27, 2005

maxwell house 

When a woman or man performs fellatio and licks and swallows every last drop of ejacualate after he comes. Derived from the ad for Maxwell House Coffee which slogan is "Good to the last drop."

"Man,that chick loves to suck cock! I blew a huge load and she maxwell housed every last drop!"

maxwell house by Greg Benjamin November 13, 2007

Maxwell Edison 

Maxwell Edison is a serial killer dating from 1969. He had 3 victims, Joan, His Teacher and a Judge. Maxwell has 2 exes, Rose and Valerie. However, he does have a wife now, Sophia (me).

His life has been documented by Abbey Road Studios, and detectives John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. All the others except Det. Paul, dreaded working with Maxwell's life- they found it quite boring.

Maxwell was a uni student majoring in medicine. One night he called up a bird and asked her to go to the pictures- she said yes of course because maxwell is a dream boat.

Bang bang maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head du du du, bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Oh yeah, that is Maxwell Edison

Maxwell Edison by Daddy George June 15, 2020

Maxwell Money 

Another word for a pension.

'You can't live your whole life just on your Maxwell Money!'

Maxwell Money by Extreme Steam March 27, 2019

Maxwell Harris Clarke 

Size does not matter. Max is big in spirit. That's all that matters. He is a great overall human being and enjoys long walks on the beach. Everyone who knows him loves him. He's athletic, he's taller than most first graders, and loves the smell of gasoline. Maxwell Harris Clarke is the kind of person you want to be around.

Maxwell Harris Clarke is super epic

Maxwell Harris Clarke by bichlasagnabich June 18, 2020

Maxwell Morland 

A Maxwell is a gift from God. If anyone’s ever gets to meet this sexy, sexy beast, they are very very lucky. A maxwell is very very loud, and will always keep you on your toes with his unpredictable ness. Maxwell has long curled blond lucious hair. Maxwell is very funny and if treated right can be a great acquaintance. M

Maxwell Morland is someone with Blond hair.

Maxwell Morland by “That’s What She Said” March 20, 2018

maxwell street polish 

slang for a big dick, derived from a popular street in Chicago.

I walked down the alley last night and saw Tenisha swallowing Shaun's maxwell street polish. Loose-ass heffa!

maxwell street polish by sexie chocolate September 26, 2004