Femboys Matter

Because we do. We have been judged and shamed countless times, and it often goes unnoticed.

Harry was beat up at school today for wearing a dress. Femboys Matter.

by femboysmatter September 14, 2020

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

From the Playbook written by Barney Stinson.

An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.

Yo you see Barny go all Lorenzo Von Matterhorn on dat girl?

by RomeAngel March 25, 2011

No matter what

A fanfic made by Atticus Aaron Jimenez, staring AltoJinx and Glory. (ps, its yaoi)

Atticus: read my fanfic "no matter what"
Everyone: *vomits*

by Haydenlimgo March 10, 2021

No lives matter

A third camp, that unlike the black lives matter and no lives matter camps, believes that life is meaningless no matter what shade of skin you have, and that there's not a whole lot that really matters, or a point to claiming that it does.

No lives matter to me, but I'm not part of a group of no lives matter folks.

by Solid Mantis December 8, 2020

size doesn't matter

a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate

Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.

by Jake March 24, 2004

Masternap

Where somebody goes and masturbates, then quickly falls asleep.

"gotta go masternap"

"*Fap Fap Fap Fap*

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...."

by Master Napper October 2, 2011

Size matters

- a term commonly used when guys are comparing genital size, or if they’re trying to make a point about their genitals

-Anonymous: “BRO! SIZE MATTERS” “whatever you say man”

by anonymous.otaku June 14, 2018