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Mateo

People with this name have a very big dick and always have girls around them. If you know a person who his name is Mateo dont leave them. Trust me!
I pulled a Mateo. I got a Mateo
by Rakderr69420 November 22, 2021
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mateo molenaar

a sexy 5'1 white male with a huge cock. looks like he sells burnt hot dog buns outside of a blockbuster. keeps at it with a chipmunk and is a d4 kicker committed to e wing university
damn mateo molenaar makes my stomach turn in circles with how big them damn ears are
by yo boiiy bigbird December 10, 2021
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Mateo

Mateo is a boy who you may have a crush on. Pisces, not short but not tall, not that cute but kinda cute, is friends with guaica, soccer/sporty kid, skinny asf, a lot of girls like him, and has an iphone 11 but no social media. whats the point of getting a phone without social media..? anyways, you try to become friends with him and hes understanding the assignment. a little. dark hair and eyes. kind of wimpy. he acts gay sometimes, in a stupid way (as in humping a cone and such dumb actions) but you still talk to him. you really want to be best friends with him , but not act too weird about it. he is the only boy in your class you try to be friends with.. almost.
mateo: what it says up there
by DojaCat_Official May 24, 2022
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Mateo

A soccer player who is happy and homeless with a few good friends he likes dick and is always bored
You Is that Mateo
Me Yep
by dhhsjsjsjdhdhddhdh November 17, 2022
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Mateo Bernal

oh my god! Mary! Is that a Mateo Bernal??!

Yes! Hes a fucking nigger!
by mateobernalhater April 9, 2024
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mateo bocceli

Mateo boceli was a italian singer who sadly passed away on january 16th
Mateo bocceli dead at 25
by Ilovelalalaland January 16, 2023
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Mateo

Muscular man that’s pulls all the bitches with his abs and sexy smelling body
by Boy boy gang May 25, 2022
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