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Garrett county Maryland

A small county where half the people are rich and stupid and the other half are meth addicts. The kids spend all their time smoking pot while their douche bag parents do meth. This county hides everything from the public eye and not gonna lie if you learn they’re secrets they won’t ley you leave. All the teens are suicidal and have cuts all over their bodies. If you don’t get out of this county by 21 chances are you aren’t getting out.
by lolihate you August 7, 2018
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maryland

The greatest state in the world, containing the greatest city, Baltimore. Maryland contains everything possible except for deserts, and has snow and heat.
Girl: You live in Maryland? Have sex with me!
by marylander October 4, 2005
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University of Maryland's Motto

"Thank you for your payment."
When I got my diploma, it was just a receipt that said "Thank you for your payment."
by Byron November 18, 2003
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Pull A Maryland

(v): 1. As referring to the sports teams of the University of Maryland.
2. To play amazingly well in the first half of a game. Notably, pertaining to a substantive lead. Then come out in the second half and blow the game.
3. A team's complete lack of talent in the last minutes of a game.
Dan: "Dude, we're pretty much auto-win. It's halftime and we're up by like 20."
Ray: "10 bucks says we Pull A Maryland."
Dan: "Yeah, we'll probably lose by 5."
by Testudo the Terrapin March 25, 2008
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Prized Marlin

A sex act involving the male fucking a girl and then using the shocker move to lift her up while she is bent over and then his friend enters the room and snaps a picture of the two.
Dave used the Prized Marlin on Cameron Diaz.
by Dan and Dave September 2, 2003
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Maryland

Some Maryland natives prounuce the state as "Muraland" and use terms such as yall. Has many diverse people and diverse places such as the ghetto side of Maryland and the country side of Maryland. Has alot of fishers and boat drivers. Is considered the Mid atlantic and a border state but no one ever refers to it as such people either call it the north or the south. Its considered the south to most of its naitives on account of it was a pro slave state wanted to break off and join the confedarcy in the civil war but was prevented from seceding due to the fact that if they where pro Confedarcy the nations capital would be in peril. However, It is also considered the North by many people as well but its best if instead of being labeled a southerner or northerner you just stick to which ever you prefer and say nothing about that if you are not from there. It has great crabs, is big on football, and is home to Washington D.C. One of the most beautiful places to ever go to.
Marylands state capital is Annapolis.
by Clint..... January 30, 2010
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An all women's college in Baltimore, MD which is over 100 years old, where every one is awesome, and not everyone is a lesbian contrary to popular public belief in some areas. A rockin school in a small setting, with a cool belltower. Known as CONDOM, for short. Who else could have thought of that besides nuns?!?!
Person 1:"Hey, have you been to CONDOM lately?"
Person 2: " You mean, College of Notre Dame of Maryland, no, but that place is awesome!"
by Manda P. Schra February 24, 2009
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