Markus

Usually a smart and quiet person. They’re the type of person that goes unnoticed around others but when you’re with them they’re outgoing and funny.

Markus is such a loyal friend

by GripperSniffer June 17, 2023

Markus Parily

The Nigastuck in mental prison with me because he was killed and the killer is trying to frame me for other deaths that have been happening... So to speak. Killer is unknown however I think his photo hangs on the wall of the Sacramento jail. He stalks me and is trying to perfect the perfect murder. I hope I've got enough attention from people around so they can catch this guy before or after he kills me.

Markus Parily

by DarkSide8 August 26, 2019

Markus

A dude that has literally no dick and might as well be a woman

Girl1: do you know Markus

Girl2: yeah the guy with no dick

Girl1:mhm

by Doggie poop June 19, 2022

markus sigfridson

And...The correct spelling IS....
<drum roll>

Markus Sigfridsson

yup markus sigfridson but with 2 s's! WOW! 2 freaking s's.
again that is
Markus Sigfridsson

by the other Joel Mascinator June 16, 2004

Markus Khalifa Day

The day that the underrated artist "Markus Khalifa" (March 29) was born.

It's March 29! Happy Markus Khalifa Day!!!

by markusgottaurbandictionaryacco November 27, 2022