Markus

Usually a smart and quiet person. They’re the type of person that goes unnoticed around others but when you’re with them they’re outgoing and funny.

Markus is such a loyal friend

by GripperSniffer June 17, 2023

pull a Markus

falling asleep during class and not getting caught whether that may be one class or all of them

“She did pull a Markus in Spanish class today”

by someone so amazing March 31, 2023

erik markus

A big bombaclat that drinks red wine every single night. He is usually on discord chatting with his mates, or asleep after too much alcohol.

Jonas: yo, have you heard from Erik Markus, he is not answering my calls?
Knut: he is probably asleep, he told me he had 12 glasses of wine 30 minutes ago.
Jonas: boommbbaaclatt

by Grønni2Grovish April 4, 2024

Markus-K

Mini Hitler from Austria.

Bed pusher.

Hates Pakistanis that have a name beginning with Z and ending with A.

Markus-K would never illegally take a sick leave.

by Melon-Head May 19, 2024

Markus

A man who loves his cousin and wants to be with her 24/7 because she makes him feel alive oh man how he loves her

i markus my cousin

by Savageboii23 March 12, 2024

Markus

A dude that has literally no dick and might as well be a woman

Girl1: do you know Markus

Girl2: yeah the guy with no dick

Girl1:mhm

by Doggie poop June 19, 2022