marko

A very explicit person that is married to a sally, she always calls him "Marko", they both love each other way too much that no one can sit with them. Apparently, they appear in someone's stories ;) and have a kid together.

from s to j ;)

MARKO COME WITH ME ;)

by aidanadia June 8, 2022

Marko

A situation when your girlfriend beats the shit out of you.

-Dude whats that on your face?
-Oh my girlfriend punched me.
-You;re such a Marko

by Nyphrend May 1, 2019

Markos

Someone with Asshole with a diameter more than 20 cm

Sometimes presents with lack of maturity and a wide pelvis

You are a markos

by Markos609 January 1, 2025

marko balasko

marko balasko is an amazing friend, happy go lucky, always in a good mood, rich flex, calm fits, big brain power, talented and brave, cool glasses

Marko balasko is a guy.

by bde11111 November 22, 2023

Marko Lamza

Marko Lamza means that the person is very gay, a complete alcoholic and likes to play Fortnite.

Yo bro did you just suck a dick while playing fortnite?

Yea I did.

You're such a Marko Lamza

by Mathhew2 June 14, 2020

Marko

Biggest retard ever, eats Ben and Jerrys with tangy cheese Doritos, whacks hella birds tho

Looks like sloth from the goonies, must be Marko

by IIIIIIIIIHSSHJSJABAJSS November 22, 2021

Marko

a definition of someone perfect. he is so gorgeous and nice, he likes to help everyone. his smile makes everyone’s mood up. he has such a big heart and he wouldn’t let anyone he cares about sad. he’s a person, you should be grateful to have, because he’s special. he is the most amazing boy i’ve ever met.

person 1 : i started talking to such a nice guy, he’s a sweetheart

person 2 : i’m happy so for you, but he’s definitely not as nice as Marko

by smallcherrypie November 21, 2021