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Mark

A person who is a complete and utter nerd. Does all of his homework two weeks in advance instead of talking to a pretty girl.

Unfortunately a Mark, even though a nerd who cannot Express emotions better than a 2nd grader, can be sweet. He doesn’t say sweet things often because romanticism is not his strong suit. But when he does say those small things it’ll melt your heart.

Also he’s probably hung so go you!
I need a Mark so badly.

Why can she have a Mark and I can’t?
by Everlee November 1, 2017
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Mark

Tall gay retard who thinks he's smart and gymnastics is cool.
Mark has aids from his dog.
by breadConsumer November 30, 2018
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Mark

A giant douchewipe. Predominately used to clear away excess douche residue. Normally rides a crotchrocket
My douche popped all over my leg pass me a Mark please
by jmgmtgd June 28, 2014
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Mark

A Mark is some one who wears Two diferent pairs of shoes at once.
Wow Mark did you get dressed in the dark. Nice Shoes

I am so gonna be a mark for halloween

Snap yo fingas!!!!
by Kristy85 January 13, 2009
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Mark

A person usually described as a short, fat, unattractive, brown haired, perverted boy who enjoys slapping girls in the ass, touching them in the ass, towel whipping girls asses, and simply staring at girl's asses for long periods of time.
Jim:Danny! Holy shit, you just slapped her ass! are you becoming a Mark?
by Angelo of earth March 8, 2008
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Mark

To complain/whine incessantly.
One who complains/whines incessantly.
"Quit yo marking!"
"That isn't even worth marking about"
by starsailor August 21, 2008
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Mark

the most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you'll ever see, and the sexiest, smartest thing alive. derived from the bible "Mark" is a walking god. It would be an honor to know someone by this name. Should you ask something of him, he will know the perfect answer. It is for this reason that he is a lady pleaser. Also because he has a slong like a black man down to his knees.
i shall devote thine life to mark
by bootyclinger101 June 13, 2016
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