Imagine a rainy day, and you’re walking home without an umbrella listening to the pitter patter of the raindrops hit the cement. That’s Moritz. A man who wallows, waits, worries and wonders. You might share a serene moment with him under an umbrella in the rain as he insists on walking you home, even going as far as to ensure you catch your subway back to the airport on time. He might have secret talents. What are they? You’ll have to stick around to find out. Moritz is a man with distinct and refined tastes. He might even think that Morrissey is pretentious, but that won’t affect your constant listening of The Smiths. He’s okay.
Moritz is wallowing again.
by Nkolski January 2, 2019
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Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.
by Scott trowbridge July 6, 2006
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oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!
by bonak September 29, 2020
Get the oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine! mug.A real Canadian, unlike those asswipes from Ontario and Alberta. The original and best part of Canada, where people are down to earth, take the time to talk with you and ask how you are doing, and are known for being friendly.
Oh, and we actually respect America, our neighbours and trade partners. Hell, we should join New England, as the rest of Canada has no respect for what we have to offer.
Oh, and we actually respect America, our neighbours and trade partners. Hell, we should join New England, as the rest of Canada has no respect for what we have to offer.
"So, you're a Maritimer... you backward Newfie!"
"No, dick wad, Newfoundland is classified only as a part of Atlantic Canada, not the Maritimes. Doesn't the watered down education system in Ontario teach geography?"
"No, dick wad, Newfoundland is classified only as a part of Atlantic Canada, not the Maritimes. Doesn't the watered down education system in Ontario teach geography?"
by D. Daley October 8, 2005
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California Maritime Academy (CMA) is just like any other house of a middle class citizen in Vallejo because it gets robbed all the time by the jobless citizens of Vallejo.
by G-Flan January 24, 2007
Get the California Maritime Academy (CMA) mug.A bitch who doesn’t give a single fuck about nothing and nobody. You will never win an argument if you argue with a Maritza. She will always make sure that she has the last word. She rarely shows any emotions, thoughts, or feelings. Not many people can vibe and be on the same level as Maritza because she is hella chill and gets annoyed very easily. When i say chill, i mean extremely chill deadass!!! Maritza’s are extremely anti social and lowkey hate everybody. But if a Maritza really shows that she cares for you (extremely rare) then she fw you hella hard and the love is so real. A Maritza can seem boring as fuck but if she really fw you and its just a good time then she knows how to party!!! Not just party party but she fucking RAGES! Maritza’s can be toxic and prideful but honestly they have the best and rarest personalities out there. She will never turn on you if she truly loves you tho
Guy#1: bro you know Maritza?!!
Guy#2: “yeah me and her are really close, why?”
Guy#1: “she cute asf, tell her to hmu”
Guy #2: “lmao bro she way too prideful to even have a boyfriend and good luck on her even texting you because that is fucking rare and her love is too.”
Guy #1: “cmon bro im pretty sure she will text back”
Guy#2 : “she left the guy she actually really loved on read 5 times already, what makes you think that she is gonna answer your uglyass back?”
Guy #1: “damn :(”
Guy#2: “yeah me and her are really close, why?”
Guy#1: “she cute asf, tell her to hmu”
Guy #2: “lmao bro she way too prideful to even have a boyfriend and good luck on her even texting you because that is fucking rare and her love is too.”
Guy #1: “cmon bro im pretty sure she will text back”
Guy#2 : “she left the guy she actually really loved on read 5 times already, what makes you think that she is gonna answer your uglyass back?”
Guy #1: “damn :(”
by Astroglitter November 17, 2019
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