by The Jeep Man March 6, 2024

When you get into a car and check if the car is in neutral before firin her up and whippin the whip
Done only on stickshifts
Done only on stickshifts
He got in and did the manual jiggle before turning the key and lowering the handbrake and whippin his vette
by LUMONOVA March 13, 2024

Christ is a virus that is stored within the meaning of all things... And every so often the planets will align and it will hijack one of the Meat Gundams and throw the world into disorder... And it happens perpetually and they can't quite figure out why... Because they are just miming a morality, the meaning of which, they do not fully understand... Where is it hiding? Why does it keep coming back? So, they try to recreate the conditions under which it spawns... But their words are little more than air... And what they are trying to find, they cannot see... For they are the blind who are leading the blind...
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025

by 🐿️veve🐿️ January 16, 2020

by your neighbor April 25, 2024

When you use tissue paper to unblock a blockage in the anal cavity, after you haven't eaten enough fibre and the poo just won't come out, so you help it out a bit.
by MrLogician July 9, 2016
