Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. Like a monkey.
Malakai : Ugh..ugh...I beat you up.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.
by JoseFromdahoods January 18, 2009
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Get the MALAKA mug.Literal Definition: I have big balls
Metaphorical Definition: I have the strength and courage inorder to carry out this task
Metaphorical Definition: I have the strength and courage inorder to carry out this task
Literal :Dahil malaki betlog ko kinagat ng aso
English: Because my balls were so big a dog bit it
Metaphorical: Malaki betlog ko kaya aayin ko siya pumunta ng prom
English: My balls are big so I`ll ask her/him to prom.
English: Because my balls were so big a dog bit it
Metaphorical: Malaki betlog ko kaya aayin ko siya pumunta ng prom
English: My balls are big so I`ll ask her/him to prom.
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