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Crack Magician

A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
OR
A really lame magician at a children's party.

OR

A common insult.
*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!

Man that guy is a crack magician!

OR

*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D

*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!

Yeah he was a crack magician.

OR

*in the playground*

IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!
by Garlickson October 25, 2009
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Magician's Breakfast

Morning pussy so good even the most dusty of dude decide to stay.
I tried to sneak out this morning but she got that magician's breakfast.
by 209asian April 11, 2021
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Magician's proposal

A magician's proposal involves performing the sexual act known as a Houdini and when appearing at the window, kneeling with a ring to perform proposal while your significant other is fornicating with the unknown-to-them individual
Sarah: OMG he proposed! how did he propose?!!!!!
Laura: it was so sweet! it was a magician's proposal. So his BFF was there too!
Sarah:......uh...... and you said yes?
by vibrant mass May 15, 2020
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magician randu

a wizard and mage of lore. a very gifted fellow gifted, whos name is randu
wow how the hell did magician randu pull that new fata cd out of mirc?! (he didn't he got it from te0t)
by randy September 8, 2003
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Done a magician

It means to commite a suicide from jumping from the window. It came from Polish rapper "Magik" who commited suicide by jumping from the window of his ninth-floor apartment.
"Yo, did you heard Dave done a magician"
"That's terrible, he was so young"
by OneEyedCrow February 4, 2021
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meatball magician

a hoe that can make you and your homie's testicles dissappear with zero effort
"aashia scott was an amazing meatball magician, she made both of my white balls disappear without any hassle!"

"damn aa'shia, the way u swallowed those nuts, I would've thought you majored in being a meatball magician at college!!"
by TheEvilLotionCollector August 21, 2022
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