suck my balls

A better way to say "Suck my ballsack".

How would you like to go see the school counselor?
How would you like to suck my balls!

by Occsters November 7, 2012

thorn in my balls

A term used to express annoyance

You are becoming a real thorn in my balls!

by Ryan A May 6, 2006

with my balls intact

To escape something bad without recieving a bollocking, either verbally or physically.

My boss let me escape with my balls intact.


I got away from the car wreck with my balls intact etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Secretary on my balls

The mime action of typing, but with palms turned up, as though the fondling of one's balls was being performed by a secretary. Popularized by alternate lyrics in Kanye West's hit song "Stronger."

Let's get lost tonight, you can be my black Kate Moss tonight, play secretary on my balls tonight...

by Moosecock82 March 11, 2011

Suck my ballz bitch

Normally a come back in a virtual fight, or a term used in south park alot

Person 1: "Fucking Noob"
Person 2: "Suck my ballz bitch"

by darkhawk224 December 15, 2008

Tonguing My Balls

A phrase used to describe extreme displeasure with the way other have been treating you and/or acting around you. Can be used instead of/to counter the term "fronting". In desperation of NOT sounding like a broken record, it is acceptable to use other nouns suck as "ass", "tits", "gooch" or "pussy" (for the pissed-off ladies out there).

Gangsta: Yo, why you be frontin', son?

Cool Guy: Fuck you. Why you always gotta be tonguing my balls, bitch?

by The Tail Always Waggles March 13, 2009

Fuck My Balls

This is when you reach boiling point in a videogame and you proceed to scream out 'FUCK MY BALLS' and violently clatter your head against your TV until near death.

Johnny: We're nearly there guys just a few kills left.
Bill:Sorry man I'm dead.
Johnny: FUCK MY BALLS !!!!!!!.

by realsheet April 2, 2015