mp

Commonly used in text, this stands for "Me Personally".

Nerd: I don't understand why Monster Energy gets so much hate. I think they have some good drinks mp.
Based GigaChad: Well mp you're just a fucking nuketard.

by geode8726 May 28, 2024

MP-40

A very famous German Submachine gun from the Second World War that was mistakenly called the schmeisser because of a famous weapons designer.

It has a 30 round mag and is a typical “bad guy” weapon as it’s colored black-ish and looks really bad ass

MP-40 is a shortage for Maschinenpistole 40 which is loosely translated into Machine pistol or gun

by The armsman October 14, 2018

Mp

Another way to say "My pleasure".

Person 1 txting person 2: "thanks for the ride"
Person 2's responds: "Mp"

by Hazedan February 15, 2018

MP-Granch

Military Service Pistol

Wow nice MP-Granch

by Dftbr November 25, 2021

Ewqdsacxzytrhgfnbvoiulkj.,mp

A word to describe when you are very excited and enthusiastic, the opposite of extreme boredom.

I am feeling a little of that Ewqdsacxzytrhgfnbvoiulkj.,mp energy today.

by AugustusLobster May 7, 2023

Miami Palm Special (MPS)

When a person, usually without fingers, gives you a hand job by only using their palms.

Hey remember Jill the girl with braces, who lost her fingers last 4th of July, I had her give me the Miami Palm Special (MPS)

by cause 4 concern October 17, 2015