mongolian handcuffs

taking a six pack that is attached by plastic rings, removing one beer by means of "shot gunning" it, and subsequently placing your wrist through the empty ring, thereby having one hand cuffed by the five remaining beers.

Dude, we should pretend to be mongolians, wearing mongolian handcuffs by putting our hand in an empty beer ring from a six pack

by mongolian champion October 07, 2010

Mongolian Surprise

When you are fucking your girl in the ass and quickly go around to stick it in her mouth

My girl is still pissed at me cause I Mongolian surprised her last night

by Funnyguy42069 June 13, 2019

mongolian shower

a combined shower of urine, period blood and poo.

Having three skanky hookers at my disposal, i took advantage of this opportunity to take a mongolian shower.

by autoreverseaudio October 28, 2007

Mongolian Chicken

A food so delicious it almost makes you scream for joy. It's a kind of chinese food!

I love Mongolian Chicken; it takes me to my happy place!

by Shawn B. May 16, 2003

Mongolian Assrake

When giving a 'Rim Job' you use your top teeth to scrape the receiver's rectum.

Damn, last night i was getting a rimjob when that crazy bitch gave me a Mongolian Assrake!

by s0m3wh1t36uy June 21, 2011

Mongolian Carwash

When a man and a women are in a shower and the man is eating the girls pussy, she then cums all over him, thus the carwash.

Dude, last night, my girlfriend pulled a fast one on me a gave me Mongolian Carwash.

by Tha Cre-a-tor May 05, 2010

Mongolian Breakfast

A Mongolian Breakfast is a sexual act where the male (or lesbian partner) defecates on the Vagina of the receiver and then proceeds to eat out the receiver, defecation and all.

"Jeff had a Mongolian breakfast with Caitlin this morning"

Jeff: Hey I'm Hungry
Caitlin: well do you like Mongolian food
Jeff: only if its breakfast
Caitlin: Well lets have a Mongolian Breakfast

by Colbster June 25, 2007