Dirty Malcolm

when a girl shits while the man eats her out. And the man then eats the shit and procedes to make out with the girl. The man then shits in the pussy and fucks her!

Last night I had the best Dirty Malcolm in a long time.

by ssr111 February 25, 2011

malcolm happy

To be too happy and to make silly noises flailing arms around and jumping all over the place.

My friend got a blow job and was malcolm happy.

by Panda_punch1 September 26, 2011

malcolm lightheart

The definition of insanity

Oh fuck Malcolm Lightheart is so sweet... But he terrifies me

by Discerned citizen January 5, 2014

malcolm glazer

1.) The new owner of Manchester United, which has really upset those fans that haven't started to support their local teams (i.e, Chelsea or Arsenal) at a really convenient time, yet they cannot seem to put together a rational argument about why he isn't good for the club - especially when they bleat about him turning the club into a business when he patently isn't. Martin Edwards did that a decade ago, didn't you know? Then again, MUPLC fans were bleating about Magnier and McManus a couple of years ago for similar reasons.

2.) Owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the NFL, which means he just needs to buy an Australian Rules team to get the full set.

An American gentleman that owns 75% of all MUPLC shares. Not many other examples of that now, are there?

by OD Smith July 18, 2008

malcolm in the middle

noun: slang term for vagina
"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."

"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."

by Chuck Peters September 15, 2008

malcolm in the middle

noun: slang term for vagina

"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."

by Chuck Peters September 15, 2008

Malcolm X

Slang term for Ecstasy.

I just hit some Malcolm X

or

I just went out with Malcolm X for a while

by Jon January 14, 2005