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Malaysian Wedding Anniversary

When a man and a woman are celebrating their anniversary, the man takes a piece of wedding cake saved from their wedding day, and sticks it up into the womans vagina. He then proceeds in sticking his penis into her vagina until it is covered in cake. The woman then sucks the cake off of his penis until he ejaculates.
Man 1: Phil and Clara had a Malaysian Wedding Anniversary last night!

Man 2: Good for them! I hope it was enjoyable!
by The Educator of the Kama Sutra December 20, 2011
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malaysian cup holder

Wrapping one person's penis around a shot glass filled with a liquor of choice and from there pouring it into anothers mouth.
Did you see Barry?! Him and Jason just enjoyed a Malaysian Cup holder!
by Rufus Spooner April 29, 2006
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Malayiah

a dirty stank girl, everybody wants her, & she a fine wine dine 🤣
you see that girl Malayiah she a stank dirty fine wine !
by makiyla123456789 July 9, 2019
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malaysian manicure

a malaysian manicure occurs when a fully dressed caucasian male participant fingers the rectum of a malaysian woman so effectively that she secretes feces all over his fingers, hands, and possibly down his arms, thereby staining his clothing.
Son, you've been working on that car all day. Why don't you go wash up before supper? Your mom's making meatloaf, and it looks like someone gave you a malaysian manicure.
by ttrashman March 3, 2011
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Malaysian Meat Hook

Similar to the Jersey Meat Hook, the Malaysian version differs in that not 2 but 4 fingers are inserted into the anus, and the thumb is inserted into the vagina. Once fingers are in place, clamp down into the skin of the orifices and in a swift upwards motion, proceed to tear out the connecting flesh which separates the vaginal canal from the rectum.
Did you hear about Tom's mom? I gave her the Malaysian Meat Hook, now I can fuck her in her pussy and her ass at the same time!

After executing the Malaysian Meat Hook, Joshua ate the bloody piece of torn flesh clasped in his fist.
by malaysianmeathooker February 23, 2009
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Malayzia

Malayzia is the type of girl that always is in drama but loves her friends to be there to support her in what ever it is she has many friends and gets really comfortable with them she has many crushes and freaks out over them. She loves fashion and is pretty dramatic.
Look it malayzia
by Jahebsbsj August 12, 2018
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melaysia

A good for nothing girl who will break you and beats on niggas
Hey , did you hear how melaysia beat on that nigga last night ?
by Casandra Elizabeth November 22, 2021
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