Meat Maiden

Female Butcher.

So, She's the local Meat Maiden, eh?

by Soldaat May 03, 2009

Wooden Maiden

Painfully uncomfortable chair, constructed primarily of wood.

"For sale: 1 medieval chair, made of wood, comfort level: wooden maiden"
"Man, this chair fucking sucks, I feel like a torture victim, its basically a wooden maiden"

by the_sheeve_master March 02, 2014

fair maiden

A good loving woman. very hot, very loyal. looks out for you when you least expect it. see also unique, magical white girl.

Leroy thought he was in a hollywood movie when the fair maidens surrounded him.

by major_delmac April 20, 2005

maiden call

The first call made with a telecommunication device. The call is usually made to someone of personal importance or if the device was a gift, the person who gave the gift.

Term first used in Seinfeld the episode of The Outing.

Jerry: I got a dial-tone! Ok, this is the maiden call.
Kramer: Wait, wait I want to get the first call.

by Jesadrperez January 17, 2009

Iron Maiden

1:A vary talented metal band.

2:A touture divice with spikes in side a coffen closed slowly to inflict max. pain. After days or hours the victim would die from injeris or suffication.

3:A mutent creature from Resident Evil 4 in wich it grabs Leaon and pulls him towerds it then he is stabed by spikes that comes out of the Iron Maiden`s body. Dose a lage amount of damage.

1:Iron Maiden is the best!

2:The poor man was put in the Iron Maiden.

3:Iron Maiden creep me out.

by =Fox= January 24, 2006

Iron Maiden

A kick-ass metal band from England! Best songs are "Hallowed Be Thy Name" and "Aces High".

Iron Maiden beats the shit out of the Failtles.

by MetalHead16 October 25, 2010

Iron Maiden

One of the greatest Metal bands ever. Has created masterpieces like "Hallowed Be Thy Name", " Rime Of The Ancient Mariner", "Alexander The Great" and "The Number Of The Beast". Underrated tracks are " Blood Brothers", "Children Of The Damned", "Sign Of The Cross" and "Empire Of The Clouds". While the second last album " The Final Frontier" wasn't that good (still great, but one of the worst Iron Maiden albums in my opinion), their new album "The Book Of Souls" was great, with masterpieces like "The Red and The Black", " Tears Of A Clown" and "Empire Of the Clouds", which is the longest song from Iron Maiden atm and propably one of the best. Iron Maiden unfortanetly has many ignorant fans that think that Iron Maiden and Judas Priest are the only good bands of all time and hate on everyone who disagrees. Still great band.

Smart Maiden-Fan: Hey, wanna go on a IM-concert, they are the best band ever in my opinion!
Smart Not-IM-Fan: No sorry, I don't really like Iron Maiden althought I respect them and think they're talented. I prefer other bands, but thank you for asking!
Stupid IM-Fan: WTF dude are u stupid you fucker i hate you how can you not like IRON MAIDEN they are the best you're stupid fuck you and your opinion, I'm a strong ignorant douchebag, I have to hate on your opinion althought you respect mine.
Stupid Not-IM-Fan: WTF dude are u stupid Iron Maiden is the worst band ever Slipknot is da god, Bruce sounds like a gay horse being raped by a sheep. I'm an ignorant douchebag and I have to hate you for having another opinion.
Smart IM-Fan&Smart not-IM-Fan: You guys are just ignorant douchebags, you're not worth listening to Iron Maiden.

by youcanreadmyname January 09, 2016