That lady in a onesie is a Lumpy Space Princess! Stay away from her you’ll contract a case of the lumps
by Stankypanky69 March 31, 2020
Oh man, once she got the dentures out things got hot n heavy and I went straight Lumpy Rutherford on the old girl.
by mmalcontent November 12, 2023
A sex activity where you and your partner/partners form a circle ass up, then a person in the center of the ass circle uses a lumpy cucumber to fuck a person of their choice. Then the two people swap places and the new person in the center gets to choose who to fuck with the lumpy cucumber.
Yeah i had a good weekend. Me and the boys had a lumpy switch around on saturday so i spent all sunday cleaning up.
by NotNotGeno January 11, 2021
A phrase to describe the erection of a woman's clitoris during an awkward situation. Similar to a Lumpy but for woman.
by Warning Guy May 19, 2021
A term referring to a particularly bulbous shit wherein the log is so long and solid that it assumes an almost lumpy, mountainous texture. Usually quite painful to pass.
by SwaggyPants69 August 17, 2023
When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation
by Aiden226 April 06, 2016
by Ross Piller November 15, 2007