by Dub Sack All-Stars September 20, 2007
The act of fucking a girl from Sweden in the ass in front of a Denny's while watching Perfect Strangers reruns. Contrary to popular belief, this can be done anytime throughout the day, as Denny's serves breakfast all day long.
I was performing the Indonesian Lumberjack on Heidi when she began to sob about her recently deceased pet goat.
by cabbagelou October 07, 2009
The female participant is laying completely nude, face down, and is handcuffed to each of the four bed posts.
The male stands nude on the bed located between the females feet with a full erection. He raises his hands and shimmies his fingers about(Representing tree limbs and leaves) and Shouts, "TIMBER!" After shouting, he falls(belly flop style) face first into the back of the female firmly planting his fallace into the females anal canal. This maneuver is done with the female laying face down to heighten the level of surprise. Attempt at your own risk! This can leave your man parts in tatters if done incorrectly.
This maneuver was invented while dining at Dennie's and tested later that evening.
The male stands nude on the bed located between the females feet with a full erection. He raises his hands and shimmies his fingers about(Representing tree limbs and leaves) and Shouts, "TIMBER!" After shouting, he falls(belly flop style) face first into the back of the female firmly planting his fallace into the females anal canal. This maneuver is done with the female laying face down to heighten the level of surprise. Attempt at your own risk! This can leave your man parts in tatters if done incorrectly.
This maneuver was invented while dining at Dennie's and tested later that evening.
by Sasquatch Alpha and ColBeck April 28, 2005
When a man eats a woman's pussy while she is taking a shit. The female version of the blumpkin. The phrase is derived from a man eating lunch while logs are being dropped.
Usually i wake Stacey up with some good old fashioned morning sex. But last night was fajita night, so i will give her a nice lumberjack lunchbox on this glorious morning.
by friendly bushwhacker September 01, 2010
The Alaskan lumberjack involves taking a shit on another persons chest then standing up and cutting the shit in half with your pee.
Bensk: So did you finally Alaskan Lumberjack her?
Jeremy: Yeah but I nearly ran out of piss it was a massive shi
Jeremy: Yeah but I nearly ran out of piss it was a massive shi
by Tebbsthepoonslayer October 10, 2012
a homeboy wearing a plaid shirt that looks reminiscent of the classic lumberjack apparel who is also attractive and walks with an undeniable swagger.
by gesepie french October 20, 2010
when a guy shits horrizontal to a girl's vagina, then beats it down with his dick till it splits in 2 (causing the lumberjack effect).
its like when you get your dick caught in the microwave then turned on high. or when you forget to take out the dog and you get beat with a soap in a sock giving the Rusty Lumberjack effect.
by hopwood January 13, 2009