Parking Lot It

When you arrive at a public event, (movie, piano recital, PTA meeting, etc.) and can’t bare to make it through sober, so you full send hard liquor in the parking lot after you arrive to get a nice drunk on.

Hey honey, do you want to parking lot it at Emily’s dance recital? It’s gonna be a shit show.

by Earvin Johnson January 6, 2020

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Ducking Lot

Playing duck duck goose in a parking lot

Example:
*hits blunt*
Bro 1: bro imagine playing duck duck goose in a parking lot
Bro 2: let’s call it a ducking lot bro
Bro 1: you’re a fucking genius bro
Bro 2: not as smart as you tho bro
Bro 1: Bro...

by yoyomario February 25, 2019

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Lot’s wife

She was, quite literally, a little salty.

What can you say about Lot’s wife? She was from Sodom. A real pillar of her community. She had a good life, though she made some mistakes when she looked back on it. DISCLAIMER: I am not in any way affiliated with the Big G. I don’t know what’s really goin’ on. This is a little shoutout to the Bible literate among you, believers or otherwise. You might even get a little chuckle out of it. Or not, I guess...

by vfuzz March 6, 2019

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A lot of damge

A lot of damage can be represented in many ways. Some people, like Phil Swift, enjoy sawing boats in half and chainsawing and shanking lots of buckets.

Now THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE.

"A lot of damge, is described as lots of wreckage, but not enough. So how about some more.

by *Insert Phil Swift Here* August 2, 2018

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