A Loring Park Fountain is a sex act similar to a Bukkake, it is performed with a group of 3 or more guys forming a circle around someone who is on their knees with their mouth open like a baby bird. The guys then proceed to masturbate and ejaculate into the recipient's mouth and once everyone has finished the recipient gargles and sprays the cum into the air like a fountain.
I would really like to see Michele Bachmann receive a Loring Park Fountain with all the members of Congress blowing loads in her mouth.
by TheDukeOfPuke June 1, 2011
Get the Loring Park Fountainmug. Welcome to fnaf lore, where I will explain it in the quickest way possible
Ready?
Ok
*Ahem*
William afton and a guy make a cool place, youngest daughter of afton dies somehow and some son of his sees it, big brother who exists kills little brother (son from before) and william afton slaps children inculding a guys daugther (a guy from beginiing) the ghost of those children slap william and he goes dead for 30 years till rising again, big bro dies from his sister now ruling over the underground apparently, and he decides to destroy everything his father did, mr afton wakes up for the 20th time and burns with pupet, wire bear, clown, and grape. They all die exept for I always come back guy, who moves on to live underground with some woman caring for him.
I missed alot so son has nightmares, william goes to nevada (aka hell) and escapes to become a furry for the 240th time
Back to the point.
A kid beats the shit out of robots and afton and they all die the end!
Ready?
Ok
*Ahem*
William afton and a guy make a cool place, youngest daughter of afton dies somehow and some son of his sees it, big brother who exists kills little brother (son from before) and william afton slaps children inculding a guys daugther (a guy from beginiing) the ghost of those children slap william and he goes dead for 30 years till rising again, big bro dies from his sister now ruling over the underground apparently, and he decides to destroy everything his father did, mr afton wakes up for the 20th time and burns with pupet, wire bear, clown, and grape. They all die exept for I always come back guy, who moves on to live underground with some woman caring for him.
I missed alot so son has nightmares, william goes to nevada (aka hell) and escapes to become a furry for the 240th time
Back to the point.
A kid beats the shit out of robots and afton and they all die the end!
by _TheHUMANNNNNN June 7, 2023
Get the Fnaf lore in a nutshellmug. Dad: "We run out of milk!"
You: "Then go and buy some"
Dad: "Bye-bye forever!"
You: "It is my dad lore"
You: "Then go and buy some"
Dad: "Bye-bye forever!"
You: "It is my dad lore"
by Kotia October 24, 2023
Get the dad loremug. A fictional Soong-type android character from the franchise Star Trek, he is the older and much more malicious brother of the Soong-type android Data, with whom he shares his appearance, but not the relative fame or universally-likedness. He is portrayed by Brent Spiner.
by Data_Soong November 3, 2022
Get the Loremug. The deeper aspects of a friend or partner, usually some Traya attic event. This can include their history, their thoughts on said history, etc.
by anonymous November 1, 2023
Get the Life Loremug. "We are lore gods"
"all holy lore god"
"dick dog is a bitch"
"lore gods all love lore cat"
"lore gods are gay"
"im a lore god"
"all holy lore god"
"dick dog is a bitch"
"lore gods all love lore cat"
"lore gods are gay"
"im a lore god"
by Cabbage rat July 20, 2022
Get the lore godmug. A synonym for story which neckbeards use as much as possible to portray themselves as intelligent because the word "story" is too normie for them
"The lore of this game is the best lore in all of lore, witcher 3 goty for example has very vast lore. GOT has magnificent and vast lore as well"
by sageallfields November 19, 2023
Get the loremug.