A Loring Park Fountain is a sex act similar to a Bukkake, it is performed with a group of 3 or more guys forming a circle around someone who is on their knees with their mouth open like a baby bird. The guys then proceed to masturbate and ejaculate into the recipient's mouth and once everyone has finished the recipient gargles and sprays the cum into the air like a fountain.
I would really like to see Michele Bachmann receive a Loring Park Fountain with all the members of Congress blowing loads in her mouth.
by TheDukeOfPuke June 1, 2011
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William afton and a guy make a cool place, youngest daughter of afton dies somehow and some son of his sees it, big brother who exists kills little brother (son from before) and william afton slaps children inculding a guys daugther (a guy from beginiing) the ghost of those children slap william and he goes dead for 30 years till rising again, big bro dies from his sister now ruling over the underground apparently, and he decides to destroy everything his father did, mr afton wakes up for the 20th time and burns with pupet, wire bear, clown, and grape. They all die exept for I always come back guy, who moves on to live underground with some woman caring for him.
I missed alot so son has nightmares, william goes to nevada (aka hell) and escapes to become a furry for the 240th time
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A kid beats the shit out of robots and afton and they all die the end!
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Ok
*Ahem*
William afton and a guy make a cool place, youngest daughter of afton dies somehow and some son of his sees it, big brother who exists kills little brother (son from before) and william afton slaps children inculding a guys daugther (a guy from beginiing) the ghost of those children slap william and he goes dead for 30 years till rising again, big bro dies from his sister now ruling over the underground apparently, and he decides to destroy everything his father did, mr afton wakes up for the 20th time and burns with pupet, wire bear, clown, and grape. They all die exept for I always come back guy, who moves on to live underground with some woman caring for him.
I missed alot so son has nightmares, william goes to nevada (aka hell) and escapes to become a furry for the 240th time
Back to the point.
A kid beats the shit out of robots and afton and they all die the end!
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Birthday Cake - commonly referred with friends with benefits, the 'birthday cake' is an occasional hookup
Red Velvet Cake - going for something serious
Uncooked - undecided
No Cake / Fudge Cake - get me the fuck out of this situation this bitch is whack
Pound cake - wingman / wingwoman me please
Cake lore is a subtle way to convey if and in what way one wants to wet their whistle. It can be used in situations where the questions asked would otherwise be in-appropriate.
Birthday Cake - commonly referred with friends with benefits, the 'birthday cake' is an occasional hookup
Red Velvet Cake - going for something serious
Uncooked - undecided
No Cake / Fudge Cake - get me the fuck out of this situation this bitch is whack
Pound cake - wingman / wingwoman me please
Cake lore is a subtle way to convey if and in what way one wants to wet their whistle. It can be used in situations where the questions asked would otherwise be in-appropriate.
(you see your mate with a lady and wanna know what the situation is decides to use Cake Lore to avoid suspicion)
"Hey mate you hungry? What cake are you after?"
"Oa mate just an ice-cream cake, but could go for a pound cake"
in this situation your mate is looking for a hookup, but requires some assistance.
"Hey mate you hungry? What cake are you after?"
"Oa mate just an ice-cream cake, but could go for a pound cake"
in this situation your mate is looking for a hookup, but requires some assistance.
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