llama jacket

1) A really nasty jacket that closely resembles road-kill
2) A jacket that looks like a dead llama
3) Similar to the alpaca variety
Chris: EW, wtf is up with yo jacket man?!
Crock: errr...
Chris: llama jacket!
by Daniel.Druff January 15, 2008
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llama spit

when you spit out awkward chunks after you eat a big meal, looking like you just did a mini throw up.
Ben: Dude, you just stepped on borat's llama spit!
Tim: Haha thats gross, why didn't you tell me it was there?
by Jeff Dell'Orfano August 06, 2007
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Awkward Llama

Same idea as awkward turtle except you use one hand. Do the "Rock On" sign except with your 2 inner fingers touching your thumb. Then do a waving motion with your newly formed llama.
Used in the same situations as awkward turtle(except different hand motions and its an awkward llama.)
by kickenchicken92 January 21, 2009
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llama slap

When you slap someone with both backhands at the same time on both cheeks
that kid just hit on my girlfriend so i llama slapped his ass!
by Jayyzee November 02, 2010
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HMS Llama

Commisioned in 2010 off the UK Dorset coast, Royal Navy sea class destroyer. Her credentials include Soberton.
Did you see HMS Llama sail yesterday?
by BobNestaMarley April 29, 2011
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Llama lord

The llama lord is known for its godlyness and fluffiness

The llama lord could crate llamas and destroy all llama kind

The llama lord is approximately 100,000,000 meters tall (328083989.5 feet) taller than all llamas

The llama lord’s Scientific name is: lama glama lorma
The llama lord is 60 million years old

Sadly the llama lord is just a myth among the llamas
The llama lord is very tall” said mally

Yes it is” said mrs. Candy
by Llama Queen April 13, 2022
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llama ranch

whorehouse,chickenranch,brothel,escortservice,
i am going 2 the auction at the llama ranch,
by wednesday adams November 08, 2003
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