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dirty levander

A dirty levander is when you beat yo meat while eating cat food
Dawg, tha otha day i straight hit a dirty levander!
by Scobudubu September 8, 2020
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The leanne move

Neglecting your child. Allowing your relatives to look after them for most of the time because you want to get drunk and high all the time. Proceeding to abandon your child because you want to go to a barbecue which is much more important than your child, right?
Continuing to haunt your child by constantly making outrageous claims to the police in order to ruin their life.
"she really just left her kid to get drunk and high all the time. A barbecue is not as important as a child."

"and she is continuing to haunt them by constantly making outrageous claims to the police."

"Are they trying to ruin that kid's life? That's so cruel."
"Isn't there a word fir this peculiarly specific situation. "
"yeah, the leanne move."
by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021
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Maserati Levante

The shittiest “SUV” on the planet. Bought by people who think plastic interiors are the epitome of luxury. Powered by a Grand Caravan motor that usually shits every 20,000 miles and sounds like a fart when started up.
Luigi; “Theese ise the new Maserati Levante! Is so bellissimo!”

Darrell; “Yo mang I jus scooped this Levante at JD Byrider fo $15Gs”
by I shat myself last nite June 9, 2022
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Brittany Leeanne Probst

Tha baddest non-binary person on the earth; hails for Kentucky. Copyright BMI... My name no one else will be named my name.
Brittany Leeanne Probst copyrighted her lyrics and also her name.
by Amuze Tha Clown February 10, 2025
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soggy leanne

A girl who's favourite pastime is getting a man to cum on a biscuit and then she eats it. Rich Tea biscuits are her favourites.
I'm hungry cum on this biscuit please mate

That's my soggy leanne
by The Plumber Jezza J May 2, 2025
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Pulled a Levante

'Pulling a Levante' is by definition placing all your egss in one basket and gambling everything on a sure bet, only for it not to turn out in a positive fashion. Made popular by a recent Spanish football match between Real Madrid and 'Levante' in which Levante were expected to lose heavily but acheived a creditable draw. Many individuals had placed high value bets on a Madrid win and lost it all.
John to Paul in observing their friend David at a bar - "David's been eyeing up the tall blonde in the corner all night but is playing it safe on the sure bet by approaching her less attractive mate next to her" "Oh no, she's turned him down and now he's blown it with either of them - Davie's pulled a Levante'
by Mackayno2 November 13, 2011
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marcus and leanne

Marcus and Leanne are a perfect couple. They belong together. If there is a Leanne with the last name beginning with a c then Marcus hurry up and ask this girl out because they are what each other needs. Leanne loves Marcus but doesn't know how to tell him. Marcus loves Leanne but doesn't know how to tell her. If I were the Marcus in this case I would go ahead and ask her out.
Friend: Geez bro is that your girl? What's her name?
Marcus: No I like her tho, her name's Leanne.
Friend: Ask her out, she probably likes you to and if she says not what do you have to lose?
Marcus: Thanks bro, I will now

Marcus and Leanne: A perfect couple
by ExpertOnLove<3 September 6, 2016
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