Strawberry Lemonade

When a girl is on her period, her strawberry lemonade is the mixture of piss and period blood

I just got five dollars for drinking my sister's strawberry lemonade.

by Nolan Scracthmapole March 29, 2010

When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.

A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"

by Cont78 March 29, 2010

Secret Lemonade Drinker

A person who on the outside appears normal and acts normal. But in secret is a class A (Heroin / Crack / Meth etc) drug addict. The phrase comes from the R. Whites Lemonade television advertisment song of the 1970s / 80s as seen on British Television. In the advert a man is seen creeping downstairs at night in his pyjamas to drink lemonade from the fridge. Surprisingly there are quite a lot of Secret Lemonade Drinkers who are pillars of the community and occupy respectable professions - Doctors, Solicitors, Judges, Police Inspectors etc.

Yeah, did you hear about whats-his-name, apparently he is a "Secret Lemonade Drinker"! You wouldnt believe it of a vicar would you?

by Johnny Parrish August 23, 2011

Polish Lemonade Stand

When four men go into a small shower at the same time and urinate on each other.

Once they were in the hotel room, the four lumberjacks headed for the bathroom to set up the Polish Lemonade Stand.

We told everyone we had a Polish Lemonade Stand last night and they all looked at us with adoration.

Yo, that Polish Lemonade Stand was crunk. I barely had room to stand in there.

by DubSizzle April 26, 2004

cunt lemonade

when you gather all orgasm juices of your girlfriend until you collect a pitcher full allow this pitcher to ferment over the course of three years after which you add lemon juice and your own cum of choice and then place in punch bowl at a five year old's chuckie cheese birthday party

"jason what the hell are you doing dressed up as chuckie cheese." "I'm about to give these bastards a whole punchbowl's worth of cunt lemonade bitch."

by dontbitethedickthatfeedsyou January 26, 2010

ghetto lemonade

When poor people go to decent restaurants and, rather than ordering lemonade, they order 'water, with a bowl of lemons'. They then proceed to combine the water, lemons, and sugar to create their cheap-ass lemonade. Then they leave 2 dollars on a 40 dollar tab.

"Those fucking ghetto monkeys better not even try to make ghetto lemonade at my table."

by tommytaco April 4, 2003

Lemonade Surprise

When the partner is performing oral and gets a load of urine blasted into his/her mouth.

Hey baby, are you thirsty? How about a lemonade surprise?

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010