sign the lease

1)to start a relationship; in the sense of a commitment 2)To have sex with someone

Person A: "dude you have been all over that girl for like two weeks."
Person B: "Dude i know i'm bout to sign the lease"
Person A: "your a fucking retard, word"

Person A: "yo that bitch is bangin! you gonna sign the lease on her tonight?"
Person B: "hell yeah mother fucker i'm gonna hit that to China."
Person A: "Oh shit, basesloaded

by crackmoka December 28, 2005

leffer

A man that resembles Arnold Schwarzeneggar, with large muscles, and a deep manly voice. They are often seen pumping iron in gyms or smacking their women in public.

Quinn: Wow... such a leffer.
Leffer: Are you serious?
Lansborough: LEFFLER WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Leffer: I'll be back

by Dan Lopez January 11, 2009

Lessetarian

Someone who eats meat but voluntarily reduces their intake for health or ethical reasons.

Because there was no refrigeration, my grandfather's family only had meat on the weekends when they had company. I do the same, but I call myself a lessetarian.

by Ken Eckert May 27, 2008

leservoir

used to describe a situation or location that is full of very butch, masculine or otherwise hostile women.

We arrived at the party, but decided to leave after it became clear that it was a total leservoir.

by dirtyjersey1591 June 16, 2008

Lefej

To take the long route to class to miss a small part of the lesson.

"We've got Geography with Blane!"
"Crap! Let's do the Lefej"
"Cool"

by Yug Naisalrob June 30, 2009

Lersey

It's a new level of luxury.

I'm dripping in diamonds and sippin on 40 OZ. Livin' lersey.

by fullytuckeredout June 13, 2013

Leserection

A lesbian erection

She had a throbbing leserection following the Ellen DeGeneres show

by RNBisShyte April 26, 2014