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by MAKA PAKA69 January 21, 2022
Get the lewis lawsonmug. Lawson's clause is a modern adaptation to the traditionally established rule of dating (see "Half your age plus seven") regarding the socially acceptable age difference between couples in a relationship. Lawson's clause stipulates that, when there is an exorbitant amount of money or net worth involved with one of the parties, then the resulting age determined by the established formula is then modified. The resulting acceptable age will be multiplied by zero, and 18 will then added.
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).
Q: Bill Belichick is dating a 24 year old? He's like 72... isn't that inappropriate?
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.
by Muslim Goat February 21, 2025
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by Urieday November 24, 2017
Get the gay boy lawsonmug. A very sad boi with no likeable features. He’s the opposite of cute and adorable and has a very low intelligence.
by Aqualord November 2, 2018
Get the Adam Lawsonmug. Emotionally unstable but always smiling, he's always there when you need him, he's the one to go to when upset. Putting others first, he'll be there if you need someone to have your back. He's not the strongest but he'll go down fighting. He's not the best looking but he's not bad looking either.
Also, gives good head😈
Also, gives good head😈
by Ihatetrying this October 31, 2022
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