Lavender marriage

A marriage that is in lavender

Tyler: Hey what happened to Cindy last night

Josh: I lavender marriaged that bitch

by Wendigooner March 26, 2024

lavender may avery

Lavender May Avery is the new baby in the why don't we family. She's Jack and Gabbie's little girl and she's born the april 22

Limelight#1: OMG JACK HAS A BABY WITH GABBIE!?!?
Limelight#2: YEAH LAVENDER MAY AVERY IS THE CUTEST BABY EVEEERRR

by clxrzvxnnz May 15, 2019

Lom lavender

A creep who disables you iPad and is an E-racist

Damn that guy thinks defaults can have skins he is such an E-racist or a lom lavender

by Vbucks.com March 01, 2019

Lavender Baby

A child concieved in a lavender marriage. In which, at least one of the spouses was homosexual. This is usually to make others think that the spouse(s) are completly heterosexual.

Tommy- "My parents are gay"
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."

by danibanana31 October 11, 2011

Lavender city

Lavender city is a mediocre MCR rip-off with a pedophilic lead singer who can't keep his hands to himself

Yo dude you ever heard of lavender city?

I wish I hadn't...

by Fuckyousethgrimard November 13, 2023

lavender trio

Hi guys,

I just wanna say I love you all and I trust you with everything. You guys are the best friend group I ever had in my life+ ur the first one to be longer than anything.

You are funny and interesting in your own way sometimes even meow or try to say im a FURRY? (cough, tommy, cough),,,,

besides that you all make me happy somehow when I’m very down and I don’t even talk about it. Thank you so so much for this life with you.

tommy: hey guys!
ed: hello!
me: hey!
(This is the lavender trio :D)

by dina / klaus May 25, 2022

Trimming the lavender

When a lady trims another lady's front garden.

She was up all night trimming the lavender.

by Jimjamaroo July 21, 2019