Front Loader

When you squat over a toilet to shit, but the shit hits the front of the bowl, not allowing the water to flush it down

I dropped a Front Loader in the toilet at West Penn Hospital and had to grab some TP and help it along

by Fhdbshdnsh June 19, 2016

Steam loader

The act of pooping in a potato gun and blasting it off into a woman’s gash (vagina).

Brett Bulovsky: did you see Marynn at the party after midnight?
Garit Pedersen: no I only saw her before then.
Brett Bulovsky: yeah... that’s because I have her a steam loader and she got upset and left.

by Madgash5000 December 28, 2019

The Musket Loader

When you shit in your partners mouth and stuff the shit down her throat with your dick.

Guy 1: Carson gave Jessie The Musket Loader last night.
Guy2: Nice bro

by Dic Handle January 9, 2020

Giant Log Loader

Nickname for a man whose partner always has large, solid fecal excretions after anal sex.

When George gets serious constipation, he always goes to John because he is one serious Giant Log Loader.

by Frederick Fanon November 7, 2012

speed loader

tampon

I use a speed loader when I am on the rag.

by [e-mail] March 12, 2011

The Muzzle Loader

The Muzzle Loader is when you take a viagra pill and place it in your urethra where you then "ram" it a Q-tip like you are loading a muzzle loader musket, hence the name. Upon completion of this you engage in intercourse and when you are about to finish you scream "TALLY HO" as the viagra pill is launched into the vagina.

Oh man we did The Muzzle Loader last night, it was amazing!

by 12b&vader November 22, 2023

Simon loader

Vodka lime and soda

Can I have a Simon loader

by CDC 137 August 25, 2023