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legal fuck

A term used to describe someone sexually interesting to and younger than the user when the interest has reached the age of consent or other age that prevents legal conundrums from occurring if a sexual relationship ensures.
Hey man, can you tell me how old Stasia is? She's fiiiiine.
Oh, Stasia? She's 18.
18? Damn, then she's a legal fuck! I have got to get up on that booty!
by V' July 9, 2016
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Legal Loli Day

Person 1: It's December 15th! Lolis are legal!!!

Person 2: Finally... Legal Loli Day...
by Yoda's last name March 24, 2021
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Legal Beagle

A cigarette break that the boss knows about
I'm just off for a legal beagle
by Lololol88 November 17, 2016
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legal vote

adjective :

1. A vote cast in the name of our supreme leader Trump!

2. A vote submitted by a person keeping America great
Count only the "legal votes"
by legal_Alien November 5, 2020
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Legal Dictator

( Noun )
Used to describe a teacher who does whatever he/she wants, knowing you can't do anything to stop her/him.
I'm tired of Mrs.Felps acting like a Legal Dictator. Reason why I brought this knife to school.
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
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legal hypochondriac

n. An individual stricken with extreme litigiousness, usually due to a vicious combination of nosiness, paranoia, persecution complex, having too much time, and an innate and perhaps genetic inability to take responsibility for him or herself.
Much like a person for whom every sniffle is merely the first sign of impending death by swine flu, the legal hypochondriac believes that every one of life's minor inconveniences is not only someone else's fault, but someone else's legal liability. This necessitates calling at least three lawyers, writing letters, gathering boxes of evidence, filing multiple law suits, and then lodging complaints with the Law Society about the lawyers who refused to take the case on a contingency fee.

The legal hypochondriac can often be found on the black lists of every law firm within several hundred kilometres of his or her home.
by impartisan September 12, 2012
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legal lady

A classy woman with expensive designer clothes and handbags.
Look at her with that Louis Vuitton, she's a legal lady.
by Mmmmm91 December 10, 2013
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