Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.

(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!

by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019

Kentucky Rocket Launcher

The act of sneezing while defacating, which forces out all matter instantly with high velocity.

Man 1"Man, I shot a Kentucky rocket launcher last night that gave me a hernia"

Man 2"That's deep"

by Thatoneguydan October 2, 2019

lemon launcher

One who launches lemons

Look at him go, what a lemon launcher

by Luv420 May 26, 2018

Egg launcher

A very derogatory way to tell someone that they are a day white who has had multiple children with multiple men.

That chicken was an Egg Launcher

by Egg Launcher December 6, 2017

goose launcher

When a woman shoves a spherical object into her vagina or ass then cannon ball launches it into her significant others face

“Bro my teeth still hurt from that goose launcher becky shot at me last night”

by wooshoe August 6, 2020

Gocket Launcher

A rocket launcher, but it’s a girl.

“Damn, she fired that Gocket Launcher or at me”
“What happened?”
“Mouth feel”

by Meme birb January 5, 2024

“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022