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I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!
One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
by tidiris tulzwick December 14, 2008
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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kung fu

you got any of that kung fu karate chop chop motherfucker? i am all out...
by blacksabbathmatters August 24, 2019
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Kung fu dunk

A ridiculous Chinese movie about a kung fu warrior who plays basketball. Stars Jay Chou.
by GallifreyDude August 13, 2012
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Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue
man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right
by makemecumdaddy123 May 9, 2022
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Kung Fu suntan

Substantial and visible bruising (i.e. yellow or purple discoloration) over large areas of the body due to repeated impact, such as by punching or kicking.
After a month of intense training and sparring, James developed a sickly yellow Kung Fu suntan all down his shins.
by Bosonator August 17, 2019
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