Kristian Uremovic

A man who has a micro penis and an intense sexual attraction for vegans and liberals

Oh no, I am turning into a Kristian Uremovic!

by Japan101 March 2, 2021

Kristian Eli

Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.

You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Kristian

Kristian means dumbass in Hebrew

קריסטיאן kristian הוא טיפש

by mcdaddyi November 21, 2021

KRISTIANS

he is gay and stupid and a tiny little length and he is bumb

KRISTIANS is gay so I loved him

by TOESS August 12, 2023

kristian

kristian is that girl very shy but caring about almost everyone even when not needed she may look mean or see but she is the biggest tweet heart ever but can be a bitch at times but thats just the kristian that everybody has known too love she is really THAT GIRL

kristian is the ideal it girl

by fireassariesokk November 20, 2023

Kristian

The most beautiful girl she might don’t think she is , she is funny may be slow at times but she is a smart girl , she will tell you if she likes you or dislikes you family or not if telling someone they phoney was a person it would be her

Kristian means the goddess of all nature a beautiful black queen

by Tnasian November 21, 2021

Hao kristian

The act of soiling and / or freezing your underpants , sheerly for comedic relief.

"The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "

-ghandi probably

by Notstek69 July 31, 2023