cooter ketchup

Vaginal blood.

Oh no! Third week in the month Mary's cooter ketchup is sure to spill and ruin everyone's vacation!!

by AZ August 26, 2003

Ketchup drool

The thin nasty liquid that drips from the ketchup bottle before the thick sauce reaches the opening

Don't pour the ketchup bottle over your fries until all the ketchup drool has cleared.

by Ruzi May 27, 2015

pickle in the ketchup

When engaging in sexual intercourse (hetrosexual) when the woman is on her period

AKA, dogging your lady when aunt flo is in town

Pulling out the tampon and proceeding with sexual intercourse, when done pull out and voila a pickle in the ketchup

by Whitie Bear September 18, 2006

Ketchup Packet

When your girl is on her period and you squeeze her so blood comes out her vagina.

My girl is on her period so I squeezed her and called her my ketchup packet.

by MEMEBIGBIGBOY October 8, 2017

Himalayan Ketchup

Semen

Gosha can chug 266.4 mL worth of Himalayan ketchup.

by A Rad Lad October 6, 2017

Ketchup Blindness

A rare phenomenon wherein the affected person can not find the item they are looking for in the refrigerator, despite looking directly at it several times. Affects more than one in seven married men.

Husband: Why are we always out of ketchup?
Wife: What are you talking about it's literally right in front of your face!
Husband: Oh, no... I have ketchup blindness.
Wife: Noooooooo!

by jeorb87 December 10, 2020

stale ketchup

3 day old period blood found in a McDonalds bathroom.

I used some stale ketchup on my Big Mac.

by HappyMeal145879 October 11, 2013