kentucky ass bruise

A series of scratches from the ass crack flairing up and out likes rays of Kentucky sunshine. Usually found on children too young to know better

My nephew keeps scratching at his ass crack under his diaper. If he doesn’t stop it will give him a Kentucky ass bruise like he’s shitting an asterisk.

by Cor Riversprite March 10, 2019

Kentucky Hug

That warm feeling you get when drinking Bourbon

"Aaaah, just drank a Julep and I'm feeling that Kentucky Hug."

by kikidean March 12, 2019

What in the kentucky fried fuck

when something baffles you so much that you can't say anything but this, this is the only thing you can say when something baffles you so much

Person: *kills your entire team in 5 seconds
Person 2: What in the kentucky fried fuck?

by EpicWordDefiner May 4, 2020

Germany Nuked by Kentucky

When your local girlfriend hears of your ex girlfriend from another nation and gets pissed.

Shut up dude ,if Joyce hears about Katerina I'll have Germany nuked by Kentucky

by Liberation Theology December 3, 2019

kentucky glue gun

When a man has a one man party in a toilet stall preferably of the opposite sex and ejaculates onto the seat of the toilet. The next person using this particular toilet will be glued in a grotesque manner to the seat of the toilet... This can or cannot be used in combination with the upper decker. If used in combination with the upper decker this is known as the Tennessee two timer.

While in a club in Denver Bones kentucky glue gunned the woman's bathroom, it was classic...

by G'stein June 21, 2008

kentucky jelly

KY Jelly Lubricant.....

Slop some Kentucky Jelly between her mud flaps then go in.

by Dribbla August 29, 2004

kentucky meat shower

A strange incident on March 3rd 1876 in Kentucky, meat fell from the sky for several minutes. Some said it tasted like beef but a doctor said it could be lung tissue from either a horse or a human infant.

Why did they taste the meat from the kentucky meat shower?

by Dr.Blitz November 16, 2013