Kelsey

A MANGINA a girl with a large dick who puts it on her dresser and keeps it alive by keeping it in a jar....... Most annoying girl in the world and is really full of herself and thinks that everyone loves her... I mean who else has a fucking dick in a jar

Kelsey is a MANGINA MANGINA MANGINA

by SammieLeibham May 21, 2011

Kelsey

An oblivious, ignorant, foolish girl. One who does not consider others.

Girl #1: "I only care about a few people in the world!!!" evil cackle.

Girl #2: OMG, she just pulled a 'Kelsey.'

by The Alarmer March 26, 2013

Kelsey

red-head, frotch, annoying girl. she tries to be friends with you but cant talk to you when you hang out. when she leaves she will text you a million times and if you dont respond she gets really pissed off and tries making you feel bad. but you dont feel bad cuz she is so awkward around you. somethings she does are kinda funny but you dont really wanna laugh cuz you just really think about how bad you want to kick her in the gut. she is a poser and acts like she is a party animal but really nope, she's not.

conversation via text message:

Kelsey: Hey
friend: hi =
kelsey: whats up?
friend: nmu?
kelsey: same u?
friend: you just asked me.
kelsey: haha my b.
...ten mins later...
kelsey: soo....
....five mins later...
kelsey: k cool
friend: cool what?
kelsey: you arent talking to me
friend: ummm did you say something worth responding to?
Kelsey: w/e bye

by Liz Bian December 23, 2009

Kelsey

known as the Flushing whore. Askanyone from Flushing and they will say...I heard she's Fucked everyone at the school including middle schoolers, or I hear she's pregnant again...oh wait she's prob lying like usual.

dude you know Kelsey r?

yeah dude, she's Fucked my older and younger brother..she nasty!

by yourface2100 October 20, 2012

Kelsey

Someone, usually female, who has a huge forehead and exhibits clown-like behavior

"Have you seen that girl who keeps making up random words?"
"Oh yeah she's such a Kelsey"

by BruhDawg May 28, 2020

Kelsey

That stank ass hoe

"you know what you did, kelsey."

by Quinbo June 7, 2020

Kelsey

Kelsey is a social party girl. Like a spider to a fly. Selfish, needy, unstable little girl. Her outward behavior makes her more of an embarrassment than attractive, try as she might. Easily jealous, immature and attention seeking. Also known as a bar fly, bar wench. Has more bed partners than she can count, or remember, literally. Although she tends to be trendy her fashion sense is horribly trashy, including her makeup. Eye sore. She would rather make excuses and poor life choices than become responsible. Typically uses people, men, to her advantage. Sex in exchange for gifts, surprises, or begging daddy for money. No work ethic. Her life and body is a public broadcast.

Kelsey leaves nothing to mystery

by kandidlybrutal June 29, 2018