A malicious teenage boy who dates terrifyingly ugly girls half his age. The basis of this wicked act is "EXTREME DESPERATION". They have a propensity to be very ugly (uglier than Jay-Z) that the miraculous mirror shatters into a thousand pieces, causing them to chase little one metre tall primary school girls with pony tails. They have an affinity to be a "LONER" at school, hiding in the dark shadows of “CU DEN”, and always suck up to the sometimes hot teachers on yard duty. They prefer the wicked looking. The teacher just wants to say to them "FUCK OFF UGLY PERVERTED FUCK". They then become very depressed and look so impious that they will start a bloodbath massacre. They are precarious creatures. They are the root of all evil and repugnance.
They tend to have "weird retarded hair" and they're face is filled with pimples. They walk with this gay retarded hunch. They are occasionally very clumsy (Tony), scientific facts have concluded that they were born like this. Statistics show that when they are born, 1 in 3 parents contemplate about killing them. Who the hell wants to have the ugliest looking paedophiliac child in the world?
In the final verse of "Bible 2", Jesus says that he must come back to us (for the second time) to stop this menacing subhuman from disturbing our exultant daily lives.
When kahuchens mature into adults, they are likely to go for even younger girls. Their favourite time of the year is the school holidays and after school (around 3.30) . Police refer to these kahuchens as desperate paedophiles. But "KOOL" people refer to them as "kahuchen".
In all aspects, they are the most terrifying creatures/retards to live on this earth. And a bill has been passed into parliament to try and eradicate these horrid beings.
They tend to have "weird retarded hair" and they're face is filled with pimples. They walk with this gay retarded hunch. They are occasionally very clumsy (Tony), scientific facts have concluded that they were born like this. Statistics show that when they are born, 1 in 3 parents contemplate about killing them. Who the hell wants to have the ugliest looking paedophiliac child in the world?
In the final verse of "Bible 2", Jesus says that he must come back to us (for the second time) to stop this menacing subhuman from disturbing our exultant daily lives.
When kahuchens mature into adults, they are likely to go for even younger girls. Their favourite time of the year is the school holidays and after school (around 3.30) . Police refer to these kahuchens as desperate paedophiles. But "KOOL" people refer to them as "kahuchen".
In all aspects, they are the most terrifying creatures/retards to live on this earth. And a bill has been passed into parliament to try and eradicate these horrid beings.
"Look, he's touching the little girl's ass!"
"call the cops, but first smash the fuck out of him"
"put some gloves on, you don't want to be like them"
"call the cops, but first smash the fuck out of him"
"put some gloves on, you don't want to be like them"
by Jman23 April 28, 2005
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1)an illegal strike (fingers in the ass) in used occasionally during pro-wrestling matches... normally resulting in the perpetrator getting beaten to a pulp.
2)getting truly fucked, bent and/or violated by life in general.
1)an illegal strike (fingers in the ass) in used occasionally during pro-wrestling matches... normally resulting in the perpetrator getting beaten to a pulp.
2)getting truly fucked, bent and/or violated by life in general.
1)Chris Benoit had the Crossface locked on and The Rock was going nowhere... He had no choice but to use his free hand to nail a quick kancho, then get the fuck outta Dodge!
2)"She left you, took the kids, dog AND all your shit?! Hard kancho, dude."
2)"She left you, took the kids, dog AND all your shit?! Hard kancho, dude."
by Lambda Mu Grizzly December 25, 2004
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kanuch • kanuchanuch • kanchan • Kanchi • kancho • Kancha • Kanchana • kanushi • kahuchen • Kakuchosmain
by woogy April 21, 2005
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2. In a few nepalise and Indian songs and movies the word Kanchi has been used to describe a beautiful girl
The song goes as so
Oh Re Kanchi, Kaanch Ki Gudiya
Hothon Mein Baandhe, Prem Ki Pudhiya
It describes the girl who is Kanchi as in beautiful as a girl with beautiful lips and as loves daughter, a term that can be used sexually or as an affectionate term.
2. In a few nepalise and Indian songs and movies the word Kanchi has been used to describe a beautiful girl
The song goes as so
Oh Re Kanchi, Kaanch Ki Gudiya
Hothon Mein Baandhe, Prem Ki Pudhiya
It describes the girl who is Kanchi as in beautiful as a girl with beautiful lips and as loves daughter, a term that can be used sexually or as an affectionate term.
Oh Re Kanchi, Kaanch Ki Gudiya
Hothon Mein Baandhe, Prem Ki Pudhiya
Naa Unhe Khole, Na Moonh Se Bole
Palkon Pe Rakhke, Aankhon Se Tole
Suniyo Suniyo, Misri Se Meethi
Aankhon Mein Bund Hai, Baatein Rasili
Naa Unhe Khole, Na Moonh Se Bole
Palkon Pe Rakhke, Aankhon Se Tole
Pahadi Paar Chalna Hai To Parbat Hata Doon
Ghataon Mein Kahin Chhupna Hai To Saawan Bula Doon
Mahuwa Mahuwa Mehka Mehka
Mehka Mehka Mahuwa Mahuwa
Koyi Udta Hua Panchhi Bata Dega Thikana
Jahan Se Din Nikalta Hain Usi Kille Pe Aana
Mahuwa Mahuwa Mehka Mehka
Mehka Mehka Mahuwa Mahuwa
Oh Re Kanchi, Kaanch Ki Gudiya...
Tera Koi Parichay Ho To Aye Sundari Bata De
Badi Meethi Teri Muskaan Hai Mundri Bana De
Mahuwa Mahuwa Mehka Mehka
Mehka Mehka Mahuwa Mahuwa
Haye Pardesi Mujhe Bhool Jayega Kahin Pe
De Vachan Maein Pehen Loon Use Gehna Samajh Ke
Mahuwa Mahuwa Mehka Mehka
Mehka Mehka Mahuwa Mahuwa
Oh Re Kanchi, Kaanch Ki Gudiya...
Hothon Mein Baandhe, Prem Ki Pudhiya
Naa Unhe Khole, Na Moonh Se Bole
Palkon Pe Rakhke, Aankhon Se Tole
Suniyo Suniyo, Misri Se Meethi
Aankhon Mein Bund Hai, Baatein Rasili
Naa Unhe Khole, Na Moonh Se Bole
Palkon Pe Rakhke, Aankhon Se Tole
Pahadi Paar Chalna Hai To Parbat Hata Doon
Ghataon Mein Kahin Chhupna Hai To Saawan Bula Doon
Mahuwa Mahuwa Mehka Mehka
Mehka Mehka Mahuwa Mahuwa
Koyi Udta Hua Panchhi Bata Dega Thikana
Jahan Se Din Nikalta Hain Usi Kille Pe Aana
Mahuwa Mahuwa Mehka Mehka
Mehka Mehka Mahuwa Mahuwa
Oh Re Kanchi, Kaanch Ki Gudiya...
Tera Koi Parichay Ho To Aye Sundari Bata De
Badi Meethi Teri Muskaan Hai Mundri Bana De
Mahuwa Mahuwa Mehka Mehka
Mehka Mehka Mahuwa Mahuwa
Haye Pardesi Mujhe Bhool Jayega Kahin Pe
De Vachan Maein Pehen Loon Use Gehna Samajh Ke
Mahuwa Mahuwa Mehka Mehka
Mehka Mehka Mahuwa Mahuwa
Oh Re Kanchi, Kaanch Ki Gudiya...
by babbelbabe September 5, 2013
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a boy that who is desperate for a girlfriend and so he asks a little girl out who is way younger than he is and having sex with them but the girl wants to do it. he cracks a boner over a little girl and as well who is desperates fucks the chick so he feel whats its like to fuck someone.
a boy that who is desperate for a girlfriend and so he asks a little girl out who is way younger than he is and having sex with them but the girl wants to do it. he cracks a boner over a little girl and as well who is desperates fucks the chick so he feel whats its like to fuck someone.
by assasin April 28, 2005
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by Dindi304 August 23, 2011
Get the kanuckle shuffle mug.Kanchode derives from the Japanese Kancho which is an anal prank. But with Kanchode, the subject uses his penis and accidentally during intercourse jams the butthole
I was doing it with my girl and we got to going real fast and I totally pulled a Kanchode on her. She didn't walk right for days.
by jdubsshizzlebuts August 2, 2012
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