Kansas City Royals

'04 playoff team, for sure

Go Royals

Kansas City Royals by KC69 March 28, 2004

kansas city pig out 

when food is put in the pussy or ass and then eaten

last night the only thing in the fridge was a cucumber so i had a kansas city pig out

kansas city pig out by lou the cat October 29, 2008

Kansas City Shitty

Term used by Midwesteners back in the 70s, referring to locally grown marijuana, which then was highly inferior in quality. Any "domestic" weed would only be acquired as a last resort if no Mexican was available.

I smoked some of that Kansas City Shitty and all I got was a headache and a sore throat.

Kansas City Shitty by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

kansas city crumper

A sexual position and act wherein a man lies on his back. The woman with her back facing him, squats over him while engaging in anal sex. Upon finishing the woman unloads her fecal matter onto the man.

I thought it was going to be some normal butt sex, but she couldn't control here bowels and it ended up being a kansas city crumper

kansas city crumper by Paul May 12, 2004

Kansas City Chiefs 

The big gay

Guy 1: what do you think about the chiefs
Guy 2: it has the big gay
Kansas City Chiefs are the big gay

Kansas City Chiefs by Cartman1if3 December 10, 2018

Kansas City Chiefs 

Team in the AFC West of the National Football League. They play in Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City, MO. Have not had a playoff victory since Joe Montana was traded from the San Francisco 49ers in 1993, so have nothing to talk about relevant for the past 20+ years. Fans will still bring up Len Dawson and their Super Bowl victory in 1969 cause that's all they got (so long ago, goal posts were in front of end zone). Have never drafted a QB that amounted to anything, always got somebody else's 2nd or 3rd stringer, a QB nobody else wanted. Annoying fans that lose 3 or 4 straight, beat a bottom dweller, and than think they are back on track to a Super Bowl.

Greg: " Man, you know it took arguable the best QB in Joe Montana to get this team a playoff victory?"
Bill: " Yeah, over 20 years ago. That's the Kansas City Chiefs for ya."

Kansas City Chiefs by kanas sucks November 30, 2015

Kansas City chiefs 

Shit

Hey wanna watch a bad team who has a bad coach

Called the Kansas City chiefs

Kansas City chiefs by Tae7612 March 18, 2023