Kamikaze Screw 

Having sex with someone you find disgusting purely to spite them.

I totally Kamikaze screwed that girl last night.

What do mean?

I fucked her, will never call her back, and when my roommate tells her I hanged myself, it's really gonna mess with her head.

Kamikaze Screw by Oavio McCool April 11, 2010

Kamikaze Texting 

While driving, furiously texting some trivial nonsense to your friends while you plow full-tilt into the car ahead that is stopped for a school bus, traffic light, etc. Best done in broad daylight on a straight, flat road with a half-mile visibility. Often caused by poor parenting skills, poor diet, or failure to take your meds because you sold them to classmates so you could have money to buy better, illegal drugs.

“Some punk was Kamikaze Texting and ass-packed Ted's 2012 Mustang in front of Wally World."

Kamikaze Texting by bumpdraft December 5, 2012

kamikaze come-on 

A pick-up attempt doomed to fail. Usually occurs when the person being picked-up has much higher mate value than the one making the attempt (e.g., much hotter). Clearly, it's a suicide mission.

Jenn: Is that guy really trying to talk to those models?!?

Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.

kamikaze come-on by cherryblossom July 11, 2009

kamikaze stand-up

When the comedian ends his or her set by blowing their brains out all over the audience.

And Bill ended his kamikaze stand-up routine with a final salutation, "Thanks for coming out folks - I hope you all had a great time...*blam*"

kamikaze stand-up by Darren Casella February 28, 2007

kamikaze ad 

N.) An ad that pops up after you close another ad, webpage, window, etc.
A.) kamikaze added

The act of being kamikaze added.

Background:
A common marketing tactic in the online world nowadays is, when a person clicks on a web page, a certain element is loaded, or a web page is closed, a new one is opened. This can result in endless loops of ads, where closing one simply opens another. In common terms, it's a big fucking load of bullshit topped off with a dingleberry cherry. Any company that uses this tactic deserves to go bankrupt and its employees shot on the spot.

Kamikaze ads are the ultimate product of a life spent training to be a douchebag.

kamikaze ad by dictionary man 101 October 7, 2010

Kamikaze Barbury

A sex move where a female or male lays flat (on back if male doesn't matter for female) and a male takes a running jump and tries to get his dick in whatever hole is best available. Painful for jumper if missed, painful for jumpee if hit.

He was a risk taker, so he did a Kamikaze Barbury on her. He missed and cried.

Kamikaze Barbury by ikorolou September 23, 2011

Kamikaze Teacher

a teacher who calls upon the class randomly when no one raises their hand.

Teacher;dont make me go kamikaze teacher!

-student raises hand-

Kamikaze Teacher by TheAwesomestGilbertOfPrussia February 14, 2012