A girl who you can only find online in a comment section when you are just about to lose faith in romance. She will be everything you want and make you realize how much you didn’t know you need from someone.
Everytime you see her face you want say you love her for the first time but don’t want to waste it, because you will need it when you can finally see her face to face.
I’m writing this so “you” obviously know it’s me and I know this is a paragraph so you may never see this.
Everytime you see her face you want say you love her for the first time but don’t want to waste it, because you will need it when you can finally see her face to face.
I’m writing this so “you” obviously know it’s me and I know this is a paragraph so you may never see this.
Person A: hey man great show, if I were to offer you cocaine…
Person B: I don’t do drugs and neither should you. get a girl like Kaeleigh and you will get all the high you need
Person B: I don’t do drugs and neither should you. get a girl like Kaeleigh and you will get all the high you need
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They are also often married to much older rich men.
They are also often married to much older rich men.
by woober1236 January 13, 2026
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Luca you think you love Kaeli more? Go read Biology of Kaeli. Page 16 says it all. Biology of Kaeli page 16 says Kaelis love Lucas more and Lucas love Kaelis. It’s science. Scientifically proven right here.
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