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Kia

Karen’s best friend.Kia could be a nice person, that could play the role of being nice to people she dislikes,very good at acting. She could be a good listener, but could pretend to be an acquaintance. Has a quirky personality but its a disguised to get people to like her, and hide her personality disorder. Could have issues with her sexuality, but she is true to her family. Has trouble making decisions about her career, could have a career of success but likes to take breaks, in reality she not happy with her career choices. Loves to take breaks, manipulates people to do her job or things for her. Usually works as a cashier, or as a server. She loves animals, and the beach. Could be a type of car.
Karen: I love Kia she is my best friend!
by NatVeryCool November 23, 2021
mugGet the Kiamug.

Kia

Kia uhuy
by jovelien_xx October 13, 2022
mugGet the Kiamug.

Kia Forte

A zippy Mexican built subcompact sedan
Didn’t you hear? Jimmy purchased a used KIA Forte, damn thing hauls ass
by BoJack Whoreseman April 11, 2022
mugGet the Kia Fortemug.

Dirty Kias

An administrator of a sports group that likes roast people that he catches in lies.
He said he didn’t like Lebron when just last year he loved Lebron and the Dirty Kias in me wouldn’t let me ignore it.
by San82 April 25, 2023
mugGet the Dirty Kiasmug.

Kia soul

Car that consumes human souls and converts them into life-like hamsters. It is unknown what Kia concocts in order to keep this cars from being banned from sale. Deep dark magic may be used in these vehicles. Stay far away from these evil spirits. Or else you’ll be converted into a rat-like man named Kevin.
Keith was found running on a hamster wheel and drinking from a hamster bottle yesterday. Police are stumped as to what happened to him.

I think he bought a Kia soul. ( 2013 lime green 0% down 45% compound interest). And was transferred into the body of a small rodent.
by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024
mugGet the Kia soulmug.

kia

kia is short for makia
by honeybunsforusheesh January 23, 2023
mugGet the kiamug.

baby kia

baby kia- lets play a little game i made all u gotta do is pick a candy bar one got a blade, if we eat the wrong one istg boy thats on you, all ik if u spit the sh out i bet i shoot.
by idkidk198 January 2, 2024
mugGet the baby kiamug.

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