Jose

Jose is a guy who has a really short temper and gets mad at any little thing. He only cares for those who he’s close to and barely gives a fuck about anyone he’s not. He’s shy at first but once he gets comfortable talking to you he is the funniest and craziest person you’ll meet.
Jose is really funny
by Weednblunts July 18, 2018
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Jose

the act of hitting on or trying to get some. n. One being hit on.

josing
1. Are they josing?
2. She's his jose.
by wilfred7493 October 8, 2008
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Jose

When you have ascended the title of "Bitch" and continue to constantly lie and ruin peoples lives. Also a skinny nigga that has a pencil blobbed penis.
My ex girlfriend isn't even being a Karen anymore... she literally became a Jose.
by PoeTayToe September 2, 2019
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Jose

That dude i used to date was definitely a Jose, he had a pencil dick
by Exposersince1902 September 2, 2019
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Jose

by Pubgmanager September 10, 2018
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Jose

Skinny ass bitch, no dick, ugly ass fuck, no life and no future
Jose is a bitch
by Jose ... August 17, 2017
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Jose

Usualy someone in a suburban area who acts like the are from the ghetto. Jose's are disliked in the town and suduce little girls. They cause problems and are very dumb.
by greg denner September 28, 2010
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