A beautiful and smart guy, who impress girls with his giant penis.
Every one likes him because of his inteligence.
Every one likes him because of his inteligence.
Boy: Hi my name is Vincent, i am a friend of Johannes Ohrem!
Girl: You know Johannes?
Boy: Yes! Wanna go out for dinner?
Girl: No! but could you tell Johannes, my name?
Boy: määä! as you wish!
Girl: You know Johannes?
Boy: Yes! Wanna go out for dinner?
Girl: No! but could you tell Johannes, my name?
Boy: määä! as you wish!
by johannes1608n November 08, 2017
Johann is a player how is one of the most incredible game maker of all time. His touch is unbelievable. His shooting is strong as fuck but but the ball go straight up to the moon. Johann got a body like a beast. At fridaynights Johann performed in his mood. If he start running nobody can caught him cause he is the G.O.A.T. Johann is a motherfucking god.
Johann the player.
by Cactusjack999 November 25, 2021
He is a Nasty Boy and loves to sleep forever and is very romantic and has a big D and a sexy ass but a very messy room ;)
by Johann.. November 21, 2021
Johanns is a amazing person he doesn't get sleep because he worries about other people. Hes a good father. Hes caring ,kind,and funny but can get a little selfish. He's also addicted to video games
Johanns is a amazing person
by nhgfvnhgfc kfmas June 08, 2020
Johann A rich MF Mostly wears Supreme, Gucci,Yeezy and other things. People mostly get jealous when they see him around.
by DON'TGIVETOSHITS July 06, 2020
A tiny little man with a tiny little plan. This little guy lives inside a mushroom house, he rides a big to work, he puts a raindrop in a little acorn shell to make stew. Johann is just a little guy
You ever met Johann? The little guy that lives down in the marsh?
Yeah! He’s such a great little dude
Yeah! He’s such a great little dude
by Belvis Parsley March 19, 2022
by QK CJPIE August 26, 2021