jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

jingle snap

The act of farting while your balls jingle in a blueballsish way

I can tell by your expression that you just had a jingle snap

by Bofadeeznut5 December 6, 2015

Jingle Belld

When someone type 's' into a 'd'

Jingle Bell Jingle Bell, Jingle all the way

"Dang you sure do like to sing Jingle Belld"

by Oily jingle bells December 10, 2018

The Mighty Jingles

The Mighty Jingles is a commentator for people who send in replays from games with the likes of World of Warships, World of Tanks, War Thunder. He also does his own gameplay videos every once a blue moon.

Jingles is notorious for misidentifying enemy warships, tanks and airplanes.

*Vladivostok sails around the island* The Mighty Jingles: There is the enemy Gearing.

by Arisaka Akashi December 5, 2019

jingle pipe

is when u get it on during the holidays😉🎄

aye! imma bout to jingle pipe that girl over there

by blondebitchd November 8, 2017

jingle cans

When you have many beer cans or soda cans in the bed of your pick up and at 80mph you hear them jingle

Y'all hear them there jingle cans them present times is here

by Southern redneck May 1, 2016

Hot Jingles

Adjective

Pronounced: Haught-Jang-Gals
1. Too freaking awesome 2. having to do with or associated with awesomeness and greatness 3. of an excellent kind 4. Hotter than hot 5. Too hot for you 6. So awesome it causes confusion of an awesome kind 7. Fuad Gazal like awesome 8 in reference to a popular song that is very catchy

1. "That dress is Hot Jingles yo"
2. "The beat is Hot Jingles though'
3. "Escuse you, I'm hot Jingles!"
4. "I just ate some Hot Jingles!"
5. "What's Hot Jingles with you?" - To great someone
6. ''I saw him/her the other day.... Hot Jingles!"
7. "That ______ was Hot Jingles!" (Food, Movie, Song, pussy, book, beat, place, chick, dude....)

by Akinfolarin October 3, 2016