Jewt

short for jewtuals. jewish mutuals on social media, specifically twitter

natalie: do you wanna be jewts?
ella: i’d love to!!

by natalbee October 10, 2023

Raj Jethwa

the absolute embodiment of power and strength. He is what you'd describe as a strong person who gets all the girls.

'yo u seen that guy raj jethwa , bro he picked up 3 chicks in a single minute!'

by the real jethwa January 20, 2021

Jewtalian

Someone of Jewish and Italian descent. Loves pasta and bagels. Has an obscenely large nose and frizzy hair.

Look at her nose! She must be Jewtalian.

by sometimesNo April 11, 2009

Jewtastrophy

A catastrophe concerning the Jewish people or culture.

The Holocaust was a Jewspiracy?!?!

Hell no! The Holocaust was a Jewtastrophy!

by Ladhra May 30, 2014

Jethan

The most best ship name in the fucking world.

It's made out of:

J.ack(nollam)+Ethan.(Vesper)= love and Jethan!

P-E-R-I-O-D-O

P: woah! Who are these bois kissing ova dere?
E: obviously the power couple Jethan!

by Al¡en_kid April 18, 2020

Jethro

Jethro is an amazing guy, really funny and friendly. But dont get on his bad side, he will try to help you no matter what.

Wow is that a jethro?

by Unknownxgirlx December 8, 2019

jewchebag

One who has surmounted such levels as Assholery, Grand Fuckerydom, and so on in such a way of varying degrees of Buttholism. A jewchebag is somewhat like a douchebag but is more concerned with monetary ideals than the douche.

Can be abreviated to the more sized-down jewche.

N00B-"ZOMG you can't even spend, like, a hundred bucks on our Galaga Reunites tour tickets???"
Goyim-*sheeeennnnnhaaa* "No way dood, I have to deposit ALL my money to the Bank of Moses!"
N00B-"...You are such a jewchebag!!!1!one!!"

by Safety Girl September 28, 2007