a girl who is so mean that when you pass her in the hall her glare will burn your eyes out. If that doesn't finish you, she'll obviously state at things that she gets 5 seconds later than you did if youre watching something funny.
shes so stupid that if you asked her to get you some medicine for a head ache she'll get your peptobismol.
she is a charlleton on almost every subject there is, and if you say she is wrong, she'll smile and then fart, then blame it on the dog. she is good however, with animals. she doesn't like to wear sports bras because they make her teen tits look small.
shes so stupid that if you asked her to get you some medicine for a head ache she'll get your peptobismol.
she is a charlleton on almost every subject there is, and if you say she is wrong, she'll smile and then fart, then blame it on the dog. she is good however, with animals. she doesn't like to wear sports bras because they make her teen tits look small.
jim - hey did you see jessi the other day?
robert - yeah, and now i cant see at all. bitch burnt my eyes out.
robert - yeah, and now i cant see at all. bitch burnt my eyes out.
by TheAngelsArchitect May 29, 2009
by horsenikon October 16, 2015
by SacDragon July 07, 2020
Jessie is a hoe who will build a relationship and knock you down like building blocks. She is a sexual addict who will do anything to cum. She is a hoe 💯💯 she is snotty asf and think she is better than everybody else even though she is not
by Trent is fucking beast February 10, 2018
Jessie is a amazing guy. SEXY ASF ,cute,and smart you can be nice sometimes but really a hitter and beat a person ass but Jessie is smart lit and not replaceable
by Urban dictionary truth l😘😁 November 05, 2017
A younger/teenage girl who deliberately comes between a guy she likes & his girlfriend, by pretending to just be a friend then getting him to spend all his time with her, till the girlfriend dumps him. Leaving it clear for her to make a move. - "Pulling a jessy."
Kelly - "What's going on with you & James?"
Melanie - "He's seeing someone right now, but I'm going to pull a jessy."
Jake - "Did you hear about Steve dumping his girlfriend?"
Dan - "Apparently he's seeing some Jessy instead now."
by xrocketpop January 27, 2009
A psycho girl who bites you and punches you and kiss you when you do something that makes her mad and is obsessed with hurting cats
by Chonz June 30, 2015